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Funny story: The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

The Super Bowl Committee Has Banned The Jenny McCarthy Commercial For Paul Bunyan Condoms

NEW YORK CITY - Hollywood celebrity Jenny McCarthy is reportedly fit to be tied after hearing that her 30 second Super Bowl commercial has been dropped from the list of Super Bowl advertisements. According to Clarice Belle Terracutler, an assistan...

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Funny story: Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

Republicans Announce 'Women's Safety Act of 2013'

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) Speaker of the House John Boehner,(R-Hooterville) addressed thousands of chilled but thrilled supporters of abortion prohibition who had gathered along the Mall in frigid weather to attend the annual "March for Life" protest Fri...

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Funny story: Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...

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Funny story: Condom Law Passes in LA County

Condom Law Passes in LA County

Los Angeles County voters recently passed a ballot initiative mandating that pornographic film actors wear condoms during sex scenes, prompting J. Thorton Skinner, Executive Secretary of PORN, a trade group, to state, "We won't take this frontally. w...

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Funny story: Comstockery: Yesterday and Today

Comstockery: Yesterday and Today

Did you know that in World War I, the United States was the only country that did not distribute condoms to its soldiers? As a result, rates of sexually transmitted diseases were higher among American troops, as was the incidence of them being fathers of (often unwanted) babies. Our allies thought we were silly and prudish, calling such policies "Comstockery." The term was later used to more gener...

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Funny story: Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...

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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85). Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E 21st July 2012 - with comments

Selected Political News for W/E 21st July 2012 - with comments

Monday 16th July 2012 Topic: Tony Blair - Politics "Tony Blair announces that he would be returning to British politics" Source: Express Extract: Blair announced that he would be returning to British politics last night to contribute to Labour policy as an adviser. The former Prime Minister, who was attending an event alongside Labour leader Ed Miliband announced that he would contribute to a...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart bribes Vatican! Condoms in convents and confessionals!

Wal-Mart bribes Vatican! Condoms in convents and confessionals!

Wal-Mart stock dropped sharply again today as the Associated Press is reporting that another scandal has emerged for the giant corporation. Sources within the Vatican have confirmed on condition of anonymity, that officials at the highest level at bo...

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Funny story: The Whiskey and Overlooked Sexual Rebellion of 1791 Revealed

The Whiskey and Overlooked Sexual Rebellion of 1791 Revealed

Pittsburgh PA: The Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 was a tax protest during the presidency of George Washington. Farmers selling their grain as distilled whiskey had to pay a new sin tax, which they strongly resented. The tax was a part of Treasury Secreta...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

In a quick visit to the U.S. before Holy Week, Pope Benedict XVI decided to play a little joke. Pope Benedict XVI stopped in several Midwestern cities to voice his support for the Catholic Church's crusade against "reproductive health" and the so...

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Funny story: Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

Santorum: I Will Tax Woodies, Condoms, Semen

RED BANK, NJ (AP) While stumping in New Jersey, Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) proposed new legislation that he says will simultaneously reduce abortions, pay off the national debt, and promote traditional marriage. The new law, titled "Life Begins a...

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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...

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Funny story: U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket

U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket

Leading economic indicators show the U.S. economy growing stronger, influencing the recovery of world markets and bolstering consumer confidence. Non durable goods distributors report record sales on "feel good" items like bubble gum and condoms.

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Funny story: Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Delbert Clodfelter, 16, is not like the other boys at his high school. Delbert doesn't play football, cannot dribble a basketball, cannot throw a curve ball, although he does play a little soccer (not a real boys game in...

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Funny story: Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

Charles "Motor Mouth" Barkley Has Stuck His Oversized Foot In His Venomous Mouth Again!

NEW YORK CITY - Charles Barkley, alias the "Round Mound of Rebound" has once again let his mouth overload his bottom side. The "Chuckster" has gone and written a check that his fat behind cannot cash. And the object of Barkley's verbal assault are...

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Funny story: Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

Republicans to Pass Sex Tax - Mandate Weekly Sex Testing For Women Only

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Late yesterday, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Hooterville) announced stiff new legislation that would enact a national sex tax by "sex testing" all women every week. The Congressman explained that women would be require...

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