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Funny story: Giant Turd Found At Bottom Of Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool

Giant Turd Found At Bottom Of Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool

Commonwealth Games officials investigating the quality of the water in the Games' swimming pool have revealed that they have found what may have been causing illness amongst several of the swimmers - a giant turd. England's team leader John Atkins...

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Funny story: Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

Princess Diana's ghost seen at Commonwealth Games as Camilla sweats buckets in heavy tights

No matter how hard she tries, poor Camilla will always be relegated to the Rottweiler category. Witness her appearance with the dried-out old Royal sausage Charles at the Commonwealth Games - trotted out in heavy tights, more like compression stoc...

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Funny story: Pick a spectator - new Commonwealth Games sport

Pick a spectator - new Commonwealth Games sport

The 2010 Indian Commonwealth Games Committee has added a final sporting event to this years games. Not content with the usual British sports the committee has decided to add a 'spot the spectator' element to each sport.This has been a decision made i...

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Funny story: Hunt for Commonwealth Games Spectators

Hunt for Commonwealth Games Spectators

The absence of an audience for the Commonwealth Games at the Deli in India is proving more of a talking point to observers than the Games themselves. Observers have been counting numbers and awarding highest marks for the lowest number of spectato...

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Funny story: Comm Games last minute drama

Comm Games last minute drama

Delhi, India - The nineteenth Commonwealth Games, currently being held in the the sub-continent, have suffered their first major setback when half of the competitors scheduled to compete at these games, withdrew in protest at the appalling standard o...

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Funny story: Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet

Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet

The Prince of Wales finally arrived at Delhi to co-inaugurate the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. The games venues and the athlete's village were deemed ready. The Indian delegation proudly rolled out a yellow carpet, as the dying process to make the c...

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Funny story: Camilla Misses Commonwealth Games Ceremony

Camilla Misses Commonwealth Games Ceremony

We can report that Camilla, Prince Charles' mate, missed the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games due to a bout of stable cough. Stable cough can be caused by sleeping in infected straw. For security reasons Camilla was not allowed to fly to...

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Funny story: Charlie Boy Opens Commonwealth

Charlie Boy Opens Commonwealth

It's Open! No, not the chip shop down the road. The 19th Commonwealth Games was officially opened by Prince Charles, who made an iconic speech to mark the day. "It gives me great joy to say that the Commonwealth Games. It would give me greater joy...

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Funny story: Indian fashion designers throw hands up in horror as Grimacing, Walking-dead Charles and Roly-poly Blancmange Camilla arrive in New Delhi.

Indian fashion designers throw hands up in horror as Grimacing, Walking-dead Charles and Roly-poly Blancmange Camilla arrive in New Delhi.

Walking-dead Royals - Cadaverous Charles and his pudding-plump Camilla have arrived in New Delhi to do the Queen's work - cutting ribbons, making silly chit-chat, mouthing the usual platitudes while grimacing throughout the entire procedure. This...

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Funny story: Now gorilla warfare monkey patrols working for peanuts to provide security at Delhi Games

Now gorilla warfare monkey patrols working for peanuts to provide security at Delhi Games

After all the brouhaha and the hullabaloo, the sniping and complaining it finally looks like the Delhi Commonwealth Games are a go. All the whining Aussies, Brits, Kiwis and other lesser equals have settled into their digs with no more excrement, do...

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Funny story: CWG news: Bummed-out Pawkisstawnis complain about washroom facilities - shunning toilet paper for hand-washing backsides & demanding Muslimy squat toilets for 'taking a crape'

CWG news: Bummed-out Pawkisstawnis complain about washroom facilities - shunning toilet paper for hand-washing backsides & demanding Muslimy squat toilets for 'taking a crape'

Just how media slavish the Pawkisstawnis are, came to the fore at the Commonwealth Games. After countries like South Africa - LOL! - complained about their facilities - the pompous Porkis - always eager to take advantage of a situation jumped on the...

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Funny story: Athletes advised to wear burkas instead of team jerseys outside CWG venues to thwart terrorists. Exhibitionist, cross-dressing Brit team manager says "Brilliant" as he adds four to his wardrobe.

Athletes advised to wear burkas instead of team jerseys outside CWG venues to thwart terrorists. Exhibitionist, cross-dressing Brit team manager says "Brilliant" as he adds four to his wardrobe.

Athletes from Canada, UK, Oz and NZ have been advised by their CWG hosts not to wear their team jerseys outside the venues - for their own safety. "Mad Pakistani terrorists are waiting to cause mayhem", said the Delhi Chief of security. To make...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Latest: English Team Registers 'Catalogue Of Complaints'

Commonwealth Games Latest: English Team Registers 'Catalogue Of Complaints'

Complaints about the Commonwealth Games village in Delhi really started to get into gear this morning, after England's first batch of athletes moved into the much-criticised facility on Monday. The 48 competitors from the hockey, lawn bowls and sh...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games: Brit all-girl oral sex team hopes to 'blow' away the competition

Commonwealth Games: Brit all-girl oral sex team hopes to 'blow' away the competition

At each games new events are introduced to delight the spectators and so it is with the 2010 Commonwealth Games. At the top of the charts - Britain's all-female oral sex team is all puckered up and feeling mighty confident at the Commonwealth Ga...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

Commonwealth Games update: Pak offers India unusual 'peace' pact at UN meeting

In a sudden turn-around Pakistan has just signed a most unusual 'peace' pact with sworn arch-enemy - India. Faced with turmoil caused by the Supreme court decisions, the Pak puppet Prime Minister and goofy Prez Mr. 10% Zardari had an emergency 'Ca...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games - India refuse to send a team

Commonwealth Games - India refuse to send a team

India are the latest country to pull their team out of the Commonwealth game in Delhi. This follows the high profile departures of Togo, Tonga and Trinidad and Tobasco citing inhuman conditions at the tournament. With crumbling venues, unfinished...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games update: Customs officials catch British athlete trying to smuggle in midget lover hidden inside her sweater

Commonwealth Games update: Customs officials catch British athlete trying to smuggle in midget lover hidden inside her sweater

A British athlete has been apprehended by Customs officials in New Delhi for trying to smuggle in her midget lover by hiding him inside her bulky sweater. A visibly excited Chief Customs Officer Sher Khan Singh said: "This big Britisher lady wh...

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