Sharon Stone at 52 looks better than most wags and enhanced starlets half her age, a fact she attributes to a strong affinity for sex, a healthy diet, and a fetish against all body hair since her Mons was exposed in the erotic film "Basic Instinct...
Colonel Juan Bolivar III earned his millions the hard way, one curly pubic hair at a time! The eccentric entrepreneur started with only one waxing stand in a remote village in the hills of Bolivia, but his technique proved so popular, his talents be...
Special Spoof Ambassador at large, Colonel Juan Bolivar, appearing for the first time at the UN after his recent fact finding mission to Auschwitz, managed to accomplish what no other speaker, including Barry Obama, has been abel to do, summon up out...
In a shock news announcement today, it appears that a collection of "TheSpoof.com" writers have collectively written one of Williams Shakespeare's plays, completely at random and by mistake. "We didn't mean to do it" cried Monkey Woods, spokesper...
INTERPOL has been alerted after the state of Boliva issued a warrant for a self styled Bolivian Colonel who claimed to be the great grandson of Simon Bolivar in order to loot the country of priceless Inca Artifacts including the irreplaceable "Golde...
Horrified Bollywood stars Aishwariya Rai and Deepika Padukone today made an urgent phone call to Skoob Entertainment News, supposedly whilst in the nude,demanding to know the whereabouts of missing Spoof supremo Colonel Juan, the one time Bolivian re...
Exiled Bolivian dictator and part time scribe for popular satirical website theSpoof.com, Colonel Juan, today revealed that he suffered a terrifying ordeal at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor meltdown. The Colonel, a much reviled figure i...
A renowned author was given a sound ticking off last night by Metropolitan Police officers after allegedly standing on the pavement outside a private Chelsea hospital, and shouting in a loud voice that he demanded to see for himself, Cheryl Tweedy's...
Washington DC - Friday - The Central Intelligence (?) Agency today announced the launch of an international manhunt, with the objective of arresting the controller of sexy Russian ginger spy Anna Chapman's vagina. It is thought that since Ms Chapm...
Taking advantage of a well earned day off from her exertions with Dancing Derek Hough, X-Factor judge and chart topping solo artiste Cheryl Cole today embarked on a whirlwind trip to the Bolivian capital, La Paz, in order to consult with her long tim...
Man on the street interviews in seven United States cities discovered that Americans don't know who Cheryl Cole is. Cole, the current Pop Tart in Great Britain whose actions mirror those of Britney Spears a few years ago, is mostly unknown "across t...
Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist - at least not in the public domain - as we can exclusi...
Blonde bombshell sex goddess Sarah Harding out of Girl's Aloud, a good friend of Cheryl Cole's and an avid reader of TheSpoof.com revealed today that she is literally at her wits end because she has not yet been Spoofed by satirical website writers.
The Spoof Writer (and military commander in an unnamed but competely insignificant banana republic) previously known as Colonel Juan was busted to Captain after being caught naked in a hot tub with several exposed privates. He was busted in rank to...
After his experiences with three naked enlisted soldiers in a public hot tub, Colonel Juan was busted in rank. The new Captain Juan was also reassigned from his position at the United Nations Offices in Geneva to a base in his banana republic countr...
Third World military leader Colonel Juan has been stripped of his rank by his government after causing an international incident. At a U.N. New Year's Party in Geneva, the Colonel was discovered to be drunk and naked in a hot tub with exposed privat...
In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski. The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge...
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