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Funny story: New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York City - "We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag." So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a man in a Yankees cap fired the fatal b...

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Funny story: Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people. Speaking from Algeria, whe...

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Funny story: Gaddafi burial at Glendale 'next to Jane Fonda and Michael Jackson' - reports

Gaddafi burial at Glendale 'next to Jane Fonda and Michael Jackson' - reports

California - The Mad Dog of the Middle East is to be interred in the cemetery's Great Mausoleum Court of Honor in a traditional Halloween ceremony at the end of the month. Gaddafi, who reserved the plot some time in the 1970s, requested to be sand...

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Funny story: Obama Gets Hat Trick; Bin Laden, al Awlaki And Gaddafi: Cameron On Short List

Obama Gets Hat Trick; Bin Laden, al Awlaki And Gaddafi: Cameron On Short List

WASHINGTON: President Barack Obama triumphantly pounded his chest after hearing from the Pentagon that his old friend, Moamar Gaddafi, finally had his ticket punched. "I'm on a fucking roll," he told his golfing partners this morning. "Let's pre...

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Funny story: Republicans Attack Obama for Making the World a Safer Place

Republicans Attack Obama for Making the World a Safer Place

Michelle Bachmann joined the other Republican presidential candidates today in condemning Obama for the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi. "Do you know how hard it is to find good kowtowing dictators?" said Bachmann, echoing the sentiment...

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Funny story: "Bwahaha...he was like a son to me!" - Queen Elizabeth on Gaddafi

"Bwahaha...he was like a son to me!" - Queen Elizabeth on Gaddafi

Adelaide - The Queen's tears flowed long and deep today as news of her firstborn's sudden, unexpected RIP flashed up on TV screens everywhere along her final Australian swansong trip. (Enuff of the LSD crap - Ed). Sixty nine years have passed sinc...

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Funny story: Gaddafi Lookalike Executed

Gaddafi Lookalike Executed

Colonel Monchengladbach Gaddafi was today celebrating the death of his body double while the real Colonel sipped cocktails on a Tunisian beach. Surrounded by a bevy of his Amazonian bodyguards, clad in fatigue bikinis and stilettos Gaddafi was see...

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Funny story: Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

English thespian Colin Firth is nailed on to win an Oscar for his sensitive portrayal of Colonel Gaddafi. The film, Gaddafi With The Golden Gun, based on the novel by Ian Phlegm, has won rave reviews from critics, even though it has not yet been...

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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words Revealed

Colonel Gaddafi's Last Words Revealed

Colonel Gadaffi's last words have been revealed by the bodyguard who stood by his side as he lay dying in a ditch in Libya. The bodyguard revealed that the Colonel's last words were "I should have married Margaret Thatcher when I had the chance...

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Funny story: Gaddafi is dead; so what!

Gaddafi is dead; so what!

They've got the scoundrel at last, Gaddafi has been shot dead, but then again; so what? He should have been topped years ago by the US, UK, or anybody with a sense of decency in their heads. He was a brutal dictator and he killed and butchered at will. He kept his people brutally under control and was allowed to live the life-style of a multi-billionaire, which he was. The millions he's stas...

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Funny story: Gaddafi 'dead' - propofol poisoning suspected

Gaddafi 'dead' - propofol poisoning suspected

Sirte - In what some suspect to be an act of 'assisted suicide' Mad Dog of the Middle East Colonel Gaddafi has reportedly died, clutching a vile (sic) of the hypnotic 'double' agent propofol. Gaddafi, 69, had been holed up at a Butlins-style subte...

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Funny story: Colonel Gadaffi found in Madam Tussauds

Colonel Gadaffi found in Madam Tussauds

Ousted Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi has finally been located in Blackpool in Madam Tussauds. "We were very surprised to find him there," said Richard Tussaud (no relation, surprisingly), manager of Madam Tussauds Blackpool. "We never twigged for...

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Funny story: Libyan Paratroopers refuse to jump!

Libyan Paratroopers refuse to jump!

Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular fe...

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Funny story: Gaddafi to front revamped Tiswas

Gaddafi to front revamped Tiswas

The popular television series Tiswas is to be revived. The Saturday morning children's show, which made stars of Lenny Henry, Bob Carolgees and Chris Tarrant during its heyday in the seventies, has been bought by Yorkshire Television who plan to reva...

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Funny story: Colonel Gadaffi Finds New L'oeuf of his Life

Colonel Gadaffi Finds New L'oeuf of his Life

The Hiding place of the Libyan dictator Colonel Gadaffi has been revealed and its going to shock the world. That's because the sneaky Colonel has been hiding the whole time right under the noses of British Generals in a Cafe called "The All Day Lybi...

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Funny story: Daffy Gadaffi Having a Laffy?

Daffy Gadaffi Having a Laffy?

The infamous Muarmar, Colonel Gadaffi of Libya, continues to insist he is the "rightful leader of the country, the entire continent of Africa, and in fact the world". (Modestly, he does not lay claim to the universe. "That is the province of Allah."...

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Funny story: Defiant Gadaffi states: 'I'm not fleeing, I'm playing hide and seek'

Defiant Gadaffi states: 'I'm not fleeing, I'm playing hide and seek'

Libyan ex-leader and tyranny enthusiast Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has announced his intention to attempt to break the world record for hide and seek. Despite their joy at the Colonel's recent fall from power, most Libyans I spoke to seem to be wishi...

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