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Funny story: Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

Shakira and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sand Castle Pictures will soon start production on Bandini Borrapelli's The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela. Borrapelli has signed the world's most famous belly dancer Shakira to a...

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Funny story: New Chinese coke run to rival outdated Panama Canal

New Chinese coke run to rival outdated Panama Canal

Bogota - (High Times): A Chinese-Colombian joint venture will link the Atlantic and Pacific coasts in South America, bypassing the tedium of the Panama Canal's heavily patrolled waters. These are in the iron grip of the US Navy and DEA and account...

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Funny story: Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...

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Funny story: Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

Shakira Admits To Stretch Marks Scandal

BARCELONA, Spain - Colombian belly dancer and singer Shakira performed her infamous song and dance routine at Barcelona's Running of The Bulls Convention Center. After her two hour performance, the South American firecracker, who says that she los...

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Funny story: Colombian Reality TV Show "Make it From Cocaine" Spawns Real Life Replicas

Colombian Reality TV Show "Make it From Cocaine" Spawns Real Life Replicas

BOGOTA, Colombia - Taking its cue from American and British reality television shows, Colombia's first ever reality show, "Make it From Cocaine" is a complete and utter failure. Columbian authorities were skeptical at first to even allow the airi...

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Funny story: DEA smash massive international piñata

DEA smash massive international piñata

The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...

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Funny story: Vancouver Police Confiscate Suspicious White Powder From Colombian Speed Skater

Vancouver Police Confiscate Suspicious White Powder From Colombian Speed Skater

VANCOUVER - Vancouver police were tipped off that there was a strong possibility that one of the Colombian players, speed skater Luciano Taquitos was in possession of a suspicious white powder. Vancouver police broke into the room of Mr. Taquitos...

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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection. The moti...

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Funny story: Cuba and Columbia Develop New Hybrid Cigar

Cuba and Columbia Develop New Hybrid Cigar

Two cash crops normally outlawed in the United States will be combined to produce a new hybrid cigar called the "Cuban Fatty". While the U.S. has outlawed certain agricultural product imports from the countries of Cuba and Columbia, Cuba has no...

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Funny story: Nuno Betancourt rescued in Colombia

Nuno Betancourt rescued in Colombia

Nuno Betancourt the former Extreme guitarist has been released by Colombian Fark rebels. He is expected to begin working on a new album of insipid ballads in the next week.

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Funny story: Ortega: Colombia can Farc off

Ortega: Colombia can Farc off

A SUN EXCLUSIVE. The deepening crisis in South America grew today when Nicaruguan nutcase president Daniel Ortega told the Colombians to "Go and Farc themselves".

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Funny story: US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

US ally, Colombia, in defense of its recent attack upon Ecuador, has claimed the presence of ingredients for a "dirty bomb" among FARC insurgents in Ecuador.

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Funny story: Dairy Cow leads coup in Colombia

Dairy Cow leads coup in Colombia

The troubled Latin American country of Colombia was left last night in a state of disarray as a small Dairy cow, born in the Channel Islands, lead a successful Military Coup, deposing of the current leader.

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