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Funny story: Last ranked baseball team will wear clown suits next year

Last ranked baseball team will wear clown suits next year

Phoenix AZ - The coach of the snakebacks here has agreed to fit the team with clown suits for the likely event of them coming in last place. The comish has declared that last place teams in each division must wear clown suits for the entire followin...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul's New Job

Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college. She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".

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Funny story: Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

The curious death of a professional party clown on Sunday has gained the attention of Londoners, with some wondering if MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) were somehow involved. "Turbee" the Clown died of an apparent case...

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Funny story: Clown dies prematurely while living

Clown dies prematurely while living

A professional party clown died in London yesterday while performing a duet with an experienced midget, police said today. "Turbee" the Clown was performing the third act of Madam Suzette's "Reggie the Whimsical" when he suddenly collapsed from an...

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Funny story: Circus Clowns Laid Off

Circus Clowns Laid Off

SARASOTA, Florida - The poor state of the U.S. economy has now affected the circus world. The world's largest circus, Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus has had to lay off eight of their clowns. The director of circus operations Bolivar...

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Funny story: Barack Obama picked for Special Presidents team

Barack Obama picked for Special Presidents team

American President Barack Obama was today removed from the White House and relegated to the Special Presidents team. After seeming able and capable in two years' campaigning to get elected, it now turns out that the African can't even appear on a dre...

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Funny story: Clown Prostitutes offer Comic Relief

Clown Prostitutes offer Comic Relief

Red Nose Day is upon us once more here in the UK, and up and down the country people have been getting up to all sorts of whacky activities with the aim of raising money for the Comic Relief charity. In London's King's Cross area, prostitutes tha...

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Funny story: Clown school accused of 'dumbing down'!

Clown school accused of 'dumbing down'!

A damning, cross party, political report dismisses clown school as a waste of taxpayer's money. Experts have collectively accused Clown school of 'dumbing down' and wasting time on literacy, numeracy, science, languages, and humanities when students...

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Funny story: The Test Card is Back

The Test Card is Back

The BBC, often regarded as one of the most forward thinking broadcasters in the world is taken a massive leap backwards by re-introducing the test card. The Test Card, familiar to British Children of the sixties and seventies, was the image burned...

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Funny story: A Million Clowns Expected To Disrupt Obama Inauguration

A Million Clowns Expected To Disrupt Obama Inauguration

Washington DC-- Homeland Insecurity is growing anxious about the possibility of a major clown invasion during January's presidential inauguration. There is speculation up to one-million clowns will invade the capital and cause some type of mischief...

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Funny story: Clowns In Florida Told To Set Pies On "Piping Hot"

Clowns In Florida Told To Set Pies On "Piping Hot"

Orlando, Florida- In response to the Homeland Security Advisory status set by Secretary Michael Chernoff, Circus clowns at the Barnum and Baily/Ringling Brothers Circus were told to upgrade their pie defenses to a much higher level. Other clown...

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Funny story: Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Scientists at the John Denver University, West Virginia claim that comics, idiots and half-wits, live on average fifty years longer than the 'serious tossers' of the world. "Paul Newman is dead" Professor Pitkin said " the recent death of Paul...

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Funny story: Death of Bozo the Clown Triggers World Panic

Death of Bozo the Clown Triggers World Panic

Philadelphia PA-- The sudden death of Bozo The Clown triggered a world wide panic and collapse today. The president immediately issued a red alert and went to Defcon 4. Stock markets around the world crashed over 50%. The price of oil went to $250.00...

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Funny story: Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

George Walker Bush has been considering his post-Presidential options as his lame duck presidency grows lamer and lamer and he ducks responsibility more and more.

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Funny story: The Bastard from Beckton

The Bastard from Beckton

John Edwards, an unemployed refuse collector from Beckton, East London has been given an ASBO after a decade of shocking behaviour that was at times, nothing short of disgraceful.

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Funny story: Ian Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC

Ian Wright Unveils Clown Company After Leaving BBC

After leaving the BBC claiming they wanted him to be a "jester" former England international Ian Wright says he will dress as a clown every day for the rest of his life.

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Funny story: Clown Out-wits President, Nation Mourns... Maybe.

Clown Out-wits President, Nation Mourns... Maybe.

At a recent charity event our President and Commander-In-Chief was seized by hours of stunned silence after Bonzo the clown made a coin disappear then, seemingly, reappear behind Bush's ear.

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