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Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Funny story: Ireland's Psycho Circus Clowns Strike Again

Ireland's notorious gang of psycho circus clowns struck again yesterday, in the small market town of Crossmafinngers, County Clare. The five strong gang, comprising of four men and a woman, all wearing clown suits. wigs, bizarre costumes and outsi...

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Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

Funny story: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Swift Give Eliminated X-Factor Singer Drew Some Pointers On How To Succeed In The Music World

HOLLYWOOD - Drew Ryniewicz, 14, was eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor along with hip hop rapper Astro. Drew spoke backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and said that she cried more during her last appearance o...

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Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Funny story: Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...

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Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson's latest vehicle Water For Elephants has already been hailed as a work of classic cinema. "Promises to be one of the most notable examples of a film about water and elephants this year!" trumpeted Sabu, the film critic of Pachyd...

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Robert Pattinson Reveals Some Shocking Behind-The-Scenes Insights About His New Movie "Water For Elephants"

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals Some Shocking Behind-The-Scenes Insights About His New Movie "Water For Elephants"

CHICAGO - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson and his Water For Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon were in Chicago promoting the highly touted circus themed motion picture which is set during The Great Depression. In the film RPattz sta...

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Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

Funny story: Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

HOLLYWOOD - Actor Jon Cryer, former cast member on television's number one situation comedy Two and A Half Men, until Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen messed up that little 'gold mine' of a show all to hell, will be stepping into the director's chair.

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Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Funny story: Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen is capitalizing on his own success and leaving everyone else in the wake, including CBS. His latest venture is the Tiger Sex Tour which, at last count, is scheduled to open in 300 theaters across America as well as two theaters in Canad...

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Let England Shake: PJ Harvey's Battersea Power Station High Wire Walk

Funny story: Let England Shake: PJ Harvey's Battersea Power Station High Wire Walk

Diminutive West-Country trapeze artiste P J Harvey has always exuded an unattainable, urgent sexuality. Her influence on circus stunts has always been a subversive yet powerful one, with a singular, raw, physical magnetism augmented by a fierce profe...

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Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...

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Wow: World's First Porn Circus - A Review

Funny story: Wow: World's First Porn Circus - A Review

The world's first porn circus has rolled in to town in Grimsby this week, causing quite a stir with the locals. Barry Craddock's Big Arsed Bizarre Fucktacular prides itself as being the first traditional live porn circus show to hit the road. Featuring an array of acts such as the Mighty Wanger's, a family of trapeze artists, famed for their high altitude fellatio, the Arse Clowns, an all male...

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603 Pound Best Actress Nominee Gabourney Sidibe Offered A Job As The Ringling Brothers And Barnum and Bailey Circus Fat Lady

Funny story: 603 Pound Best Actress Nominee Gabourney Sidibe Offered A Job As The Ringling Brothers And Barnum and Bailey Circus Fat Lady

DETROIT, Michigan - The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus was in town for six daily performances at The Unemployment Office Auditorium. Circus ringmaster Hilton Beaverburg noticed that actress Gabourney Sidibe happened to be sitting i...

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Jesse James Admits "Circus Freaks Turn Me On"

Funny story: Jesse James Admits "Circus Freaks Turn Me On"

In yet another bombshell dropped by Jesse James, he admits that not only is he attracted to heavily tattooed ladies, but he has a penchant for overweight and bearded women as well. "I grew up around the circus," he said. My cousin was a tight-rope...

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The Conjoined McBriar Twins Run Off "Together" To Join The Circus

Funny story: The Conjoined McBriar Twins Run Off "Together" To Join The Circus

SARASOTA, Florida - After years of trying to figure out exactly where to fit in, the McBriar sisters, Mary and Terry have come to the realization that their special situation calls for special measures. One day the two girls were sitting in their...

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Circus Animals Make Bad Guide Animals

Funny story: Circus Animals Make Bad Guide Animals

Fredrick Hauser, blind since an early age, was ecstatic to finally get a guide animal. All the more so, since he was able to get a monkey to do the job. Mainly because of his life-long love of the animals. That was until he got heckled in public.

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Giant swastika crossing for Oxford Circus

Funny story: Giant swastika crossing for Oxford Circus

London - (Sieg Heil!): A massive swastika-shaped pedestrian crossing straddling Oxford Circus was unveiled by London Mayor Herrgruppenfuhrer Boris Johnson today. The removal of traffic lights, previous Berlin Wall-style metal barriers and the ceme...

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Big Tent Party..to Circus Tent Party...to Pup Tent Party...GOP goes from "NO" to Zero...Didn't Pass Go

A memo leaked from the Republican National Committee notes that the GOP is shrinking dramatically in size. "We are now more like the pup tent party...not the big tent party"....notes the memo. "We must seize on our strengths....our individualism, and...

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Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

Funny story: Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has announced that they are replacing their Leo the Lion studio logo mascot. Leo has been MGM's mascot since 1916. He had gone through several lion generations in his colorful 93 year history but due to the sagging economy and dwin...

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Boston Cop Put On Circus Detail

Funny story: Boston Cop Put On Circus Detail

BOSTON, MA - A Boston police officer has been sentenced to perform under the big-top after being fired for referring to a black Harvard professor as a "banana-eating jungle monkey." Officer Justin Barrett apologized for his comments in an e-mail a...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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