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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera of the Voice appeared on the American Music Award Show and it was no secret that she has put on a bit of poundage. Miss Aguilera does not try to hide the fact, especially since anyone can physically see it. H...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently said that she is still extremely respected by about 99.87 percent of the American people. Miss O speaking with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that even though she no longer has her amazingly fan...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Defends Her New Album's Nude Cover

Christina Aguilera Defends Her New Album's Nude Cover

SAN FRANCISCO - Christina Aguilera, one of the stars on The Voice, flew to San Francisco to perform a one night concert at The Veni, Vedi, Vici Coliseum. After her performance she spoke backstage with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo. Sh...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Looking GiGagagantic!

Lady Gaga Looking GiGagagantic!

MILWAUKEE - Lady Gaga performed at the Beer Suds Stadium in Milwaukee to a less than sell out crowd. When she was asked backstage by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors if she was concerned about the less than full house, Lady G grinned and nodded that...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Christina Aguilera flew down to Cabo San Lucas for some fun in the sun. Christina who appears on the hit reality music show The Voice was recently interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. The singer...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Confession

Christina Aguilera's Confession

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera lately seems to be in the news more because of her weight gain than because of her singing or her participation on The Voice. Aguilera recently confessed to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is getting tired of...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"

Joan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"

LOS ANGELES - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" Joan Rivers has never been one to hold her tongue. Rivers, has probably made more derogatory wisecracks about Hollywood's starlets than anyone else including Naomi Campbell, Chelsea Handler, and Kathy G...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Feels She's On An Emotional Roller Coaster

Christina Aguilera Feels She's On An Emotional Roller Coaster

LAS VEGAS - Christina Aguilera recently won $173 at a Las Vegas casino slot machine. She reportedly told one of the other patrons that she felt that it was a sign that her bad luck was changing. Aguilera said that ever since she flubbed the words...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Explains The Reason For Her Tremendous Weight Gain

Christina Aguilera Explains The Reason For Her Tremendous Weight Gain

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera recently stated that she has become somewhat depressed at the seemingly never-ending comments, remarks, and jokes regarding her recent incredibly stupendous weight gain. She told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Appear In A New Cooking Show Called "Makin' Muffins"

Christina Aguilera To Appear In A New Cooking Show Called "Makin' Muffins"

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera, one of the stars of The Voice, has just been signed to star in her very own television show. A spokesperson for The Nourishment Network Griffin "Calories" Calaretti confirmed that Ms. Aguilera will he hosting the...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria. The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice. Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Is Furious At Joan Rivers For Insinuating That She Is Pregnant

Christina Aguilera Is Furious At Joan Rivers For Insinuating That She Is Pregnant

BEVERLY HILLS - Christina Aguilera was sitting at The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her roots colored and her feet massaged. As she was sitting in a plush chair talking to the salon's owner FuFi Fondue she saw Joan Rivers on the salon...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Explodes When Questioned About Her 'Baby Bump'

Christina Aguilera Explodes When Questioned About Her 'Baby Bump'

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera had just left a taping of the music reality show The Voice when she was met outside by a member of the Hollywood Press Corps. Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis managed to have a few words with the pleasantly...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

BEVERLY HILLS - Russell Brand was in town having his hair tended to by his favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue, owner of the famed Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. As he sat in his chair talking to FuFi he heard a song by Christina Aguilera pla...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

Paris Hilton's Startling Announcement: "I Am Giving Up Sex"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has made a startling confession to one of her very best friends Christina Aguilera. The two were recently having lunch at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood when Paris suddenly became...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Reveals The Reason Why She Has Gained So Much Weight

Christina Aguilera Reveals The Reason Why She Has Gained So Much Weight

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The girl who revived the careers of genies with her song "Genie In A Bottle" Christina Aguilera recently stated that yes she has in fact packed on quite a bit of weight. Aguilera talked with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Inn...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Denies That She Is Pregnant And Blames Her Weight Gain On A Huge Craving For Hot Dogs

Christina Aguilera Denies That She Is Pregnant And Blames Her Weight Gain On A Huge Craving For Hot Dogs

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera did not forget the words as she sang and danced on the American Music Awards Show. It is no secret that the singer has recently put on some extra pounds and Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors remarked that a ballpark figu...

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