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Funny story: Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat squeezed in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's gash - whose claim to fame is appearing as a bucket of ten day old pig grease in a filthy Mexican restaurant on 'Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Ni...

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Funny story: Fat Chris Moyles' Quiz Night worst shite crap talentless programme ever made!

Fat Chris Moyles' Quiz Night worst shite crap talentless programme ever made!

Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's snatch- has insulted the visual senses of the TV licence payer by dragging his mollusc shaped body out the radio studio on to our screens. Moyles h...

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Funny story: Disgraced Chris Moyles' beard is really his pubic hair shock!

Disgraced Chris Moyles' beard is really his pubic hair shock!

Chris Moyles, sixty stones of pork fat in a 35 stone body has revealed the unsightly neck hair on his unsightly goitre laden neck, is actually his pubic hair. The man known as Miss Piggy's vagina broke down on his radio program when someone commen...

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Funny story: Prejudiced Chris Moyles gets his wrists and trotters slapped!

Prejudiced Chris Moyles gets his wrists and trotters slapped!

Fat, grotesque, crotch-stain Chris Moyles has had his wrists and trotters ineffectually slapped by his bosses. Although an angry mob called for his public spit-roasting with an apple in his mouth. Bosses ignored the masses of hungry licence fee pay...

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Funny story: Chris Moyles is not a man... but a giant 'fat' minge!

Chris Moyles is not a man... but a giant 'fat' minge!

Chris Moyles has been indirectly outed as a fat, sweaty, hairy minge by his bosses at that Radio Place. Moyles who has recently been castigated by his bosses for being 'rubbish' and the Miss Piggy's vagina of the Beeb, stated "Yes okay, I have...

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Funny story: Chris Moyles: "I resign" claims his fat mouth.

Chris Moyles: "I resign" claims his fat mouth.

Stinging criticism directed at the erstwhile Radio One flagship program host and, celebrity Disc Jockey appears to have hit home. The oversize mouthpiece of Radio Ones flagship, morning program Chris Moyle's, trotted out and away during a heated man...

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Funny story: Stars support Italian earthquake victims

Stars support Italian earthquake victims

Celebrities have got together today to support the victims of the Italian earthquake. U2's Bono said, "Italy is the forgotten country of Africa, and these poor people need our support, so give them your f**king money, NOW." He added, "We believe t...

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Funny story: Fatty Fatso Lardy Arse Gob Shite Fatty Chris Moyles Warned By BBC - Did I Mention He Was Fat?

Fatty Fatso Lardy Arse Gob Shite Fatty Chris Moyles Warned By BBC - Did I Mention He Was Fat?

BBC Radio 1 has warned the World's Fattest Man, Tubby Bitch, Chubby Twat, Lardy Arse Mouth- Off who hides behind a microphone, Chris Moyles about his on-air behavior, after the breakfast host mocked singer Will Young's sexuality. Well, how is th...

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Funny story: America Declares War On Chris Moyles

America Declares War On Chris Moyles

In a surprise move today, the United States of America declared war on Chris Moyles.

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