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Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Funny story: Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Health experts have determined that Mexican food and "the water" (don't drink it) are not the leading causes of diarrhea among adults. The main reason for Montezuma's Revenge (a.k.a. the Hershey squirts, runny rear, etc.) is actually leftover Ch...

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Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Funny story: Man Files Defamation Lawsuit After Receiving Libelous Fortune Cookie at Chinese Restaurant

Samuel Guthry was dining with friends at a Chinese restaurant in Gooseberry, Kentucky when an otherwise perfect evening suddenly turned into the most humiliating moment of Guthry's life. "We were going around the table reading our fortune cookies,...

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Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

Funny story: Chinese Takeaways: doing Business in China

The easiest way to make people think you're smart is to talk about China. Discussing the global economy? …and then there's China. Discussing Western philosophy? …and then there's China. Do you think Alsatians taste better than Labradors? …and then there's China. The only occasion where this doesn't work is if you're already talking about China. There's some unwritten dinner party law that everyone...

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White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

Funny story: White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

A breaking scandal has impacted Michelle Obama's campaign to 'eat healthy' as it has been revealed the 14,500 Coloured Easter Eggs hidden on the White House Grounds were imported from China and contain deadly toxins! The traditional hunt on Easter...

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14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Funny story: 14 Month Old Boy Injured In Chop Stick Drama

Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce. The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gor...

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The Chinese Catastrophe

Funny story: The Chinese Catastrophe

Disturbing reports coming out of China claim that thousands of cats are being killed every week for human consumption. I was taken undercover of darkness by Felix Chew to a killing factory in Beijing where thousands of cats were caged up without f...

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Police: Prescott Tapped Calls "Nauseating"

Funny story: Police: Prescott Tapped Calls "Nauseating"

London, England - Police have described the tapping of the mobile phones of John Prescott, former New Labour Deputy, by News International Journalists as "Nauseating. Against all moral laws." Thousands of phones belonging to politicians, entertainers...

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Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

BERKELEY, CA - Today at his home in Florida, as predicted by physicists, Rush Limbaugh finally succumbed to the forces of gravity. "We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when," says physicist Stephen Kinghawk. The last person to see the me...

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The Latest Fortune Cookie Messages

Funny story: The Latest Fortune Cookie Messages

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Every year The Fortunate Sun Fortune Cookie Message Company of Chinatown produces thousands of paper messages that are then placed inside of fortune cookies. These cookies are then distributed to Chinese food restaurants throughout America. This year, as in years past, The Fortunate Sun Fortune Cookie Message Company would like to recognize its three top customers.

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Alien Remains Sold for Chinese Food

Funny story: Alien Remains Sold for Chinese Food

Hong Kong - The mystery of numerous UFO reports without any physical evidence has finally been revealed by a food wholesaler in Canton province. Businessman Wilson Yip says "We get product ship in from Roswell US every Thursday, shrink wrap and froze...

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Origins of Dim Son Revealed

Funny story: Origins of Dim Son Revealed

Canton - The origins of the popular mobile Chinese smörgåsbord, Dim Son, have been discovered to be traced back a millennium, or one duck, to the Ming Dynasty which did not star Victoria Principal, Larry Hagman or Bobby. Master chef to the Emperor...

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Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

Funny story: Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

NYC - Chinese martial arts actor Jackie Chan who is famous for his fists of steel, boyish looks and nice smile in many Hollywood pictures was arrested today after kicking in the face of two cashiers, a hostess, and the cook of a prestigious Manhattan...

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Chinese Government Commands Beijing's Canine Cuisine to STAY!

Funny story: Chinese Government Commands Beijing's Canine Cuisine to STAY!

As the Olympiad comes to China, the Chinese government has commanded Beijing's restaurants to tell their dog meat dishes to stay...stay home! Chinese gourmets are protesting the removal of one of their best friends from the Bow-Wow Beijing menu.

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Cardiologist Sues Largest U.S. Fortune Cookie Company for Failure to Provide Fortunes!

Funny story: Cardiologist Sues Largest U.S. Fortune Cookie Company for Failure to Provide Fortunes!

A San Francisco, California cardiologist is suing the major company supplying fortune cookies to 80% of the U.S. Chinese restaurants.

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Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus

Funny story: Beagle added to Chinese restaurant menus

Chinese restaurants are rushing to add Beagle to their menus after Uno captured the hearts of fans at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week, figuring there will be an upswing in requests for the happy, playful breed.

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Northern Rock claims latest victim

Funny story: Northern Rock claims latest victim

A new Chinese fast food service with outlets in Grimsby, Sunderland and Holmfirth is the latest victim of the recent media attention given to bank money-lending and has been forced to change its name to avoid confusion amongst potential investors.

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Former Head of Chinese Food and Drug Administration Gets Excited by Police

Funny story: Former Head of Chinese Food and Drug Administration Gets Excited by Police

BEIJING (People's Daily Online) - Zheng Xiaoyu, former head of the Chinese State Food and Drug Administration, has been excited this week for behaving in a very bad way.

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Chinese Table Tennis Latest

Funny story: Chinese Table Tennis Latest

There was real excitement last night at the 2007 Chinese National Table Tennis Championships in Beijing, in front of a sell-out crowd.

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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