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Funny story: China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal

China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal

Chinese ambassador to Australia, Mr Fook Mi Dook, today issued a thinly-veiled threat to Australia, following their government's proposed independent inquiry into the COVID-19 outbreak. Mr Mi Dook stated, "Oh ye-es, gleetings from Beijing, the cap...

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Funny story: President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

In a show of genuine heartfelt friendship, and to show that his relationship with the US really matters, the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has sent a gift of a giant panda to President Trump. The panda arrived in a crate unloaded from a Chinese junk...

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Funny story: Trump to withhold millions of dollars in funding to White House Occupant (WHO).

Trump to withhold millions of dollars in funding to White House Occupant (WHO).

President Donald Trump announced recently that he is halting funding to the White House Occupant (WHO) while his administration reviews the handling of the coronavirus, accusing the WHO of bungling the response and failing to communicate the disease’...

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Funny story: Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out

Pandas Ready To Step In If Chinese Human Population Is Wiped Out

As China teeters on the cusp of a possible 'second wave' of the Coronavirus, it's been broadcast all over social media that, if the human population of the country is wiped out, pandas are ready to step in and take control. An expert on pandas sa...

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Funny story: Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall

Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall

Wuhan, the Chinese city where it's thought the deadly Coronavirus originated, has been photographed by satellite cameras from space, and is now surrounded by what is thought to be, a tall perimeter wall snaking all the way around the city of 14 milli...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who has sued more people than anyone else in the entire nation, has just stated that his latest one is a doozy. President Trump, the undisputed leader of the free world, has just remarked that he has instructed his lawsu...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Donald Trump put another spanner in the spokes of already-frail US/China relations this morning, when he blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on the pandas at Beijing Zoo. The zoo has nineteen pandas, and, as a treasured specie, they are kept...

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Funny story: A Poem About The Plague

A Poem About The Plague

With the world at the mercy of the threat the deadly Coronavirus has thrust upon us, it might settle a few nerves if we all had a nice cup of tea and a sit down, and partook of some gentle poetry. As readers will, perhaps, know, poetry can be very...

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Funny story: Chinese government releases new national flag

Chinese government releases new national flag

In recognition of the excellent economic boost the COVID-19 pandemic has given China, Leader For Life Or Longer, See Imkingpin, has announced a new national flag will immediately replace the Five-Starred Red Flag. Anyone flying the old flag after mid...

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Funny story: China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules

China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules

The Beijing government has politely requested EU leaders if some of its population can stand in Europe to obey social distancing rules. Social distancing rules require people to keep a distance of at least 2 metres away from one another, to avoid the...

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Funny story: Panda meat salesmen struggling to survive

Panda meat salesmen struggling to survive

Fung Ho has sold panda meat at the Nanchong exotic market every day for the last 30 years. But recently he has found that customers are avoiding his delicacies. "Ever since colonavilus, nobody want buy panda," said Fung. "I have panda flesh, flesh...

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Funny story: The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

BOSTON – New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, is being hailed as a hero in his home state of Massachusetts, the birth state of Paul Revere, Edgar Allan Poe, and Tarzan. The Boston Addresser-Chronicle reports that Kraft talked to Chinese leade...

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Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

White House sources close to President Donald Trump have said that he is seething over as-yet unsubstantiated reports that restaurants in Wuhan are, once more, serving Bat Soup to customers. Wuhan is the city where the Coronavirus first leapt into...

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Funny story: Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

Bat Soup On Menu Again In Wuhan

As the Coronavirus continues its relentless march around the globe, the city where it originated had some better news today, when it was revealed that many local restaurants serving local delicacy, Bat Soup, had reopened, and business was brisk. T...

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Funny story: Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus

Man Dismayed To Find His Health Insurance Doesn't Cover Him For Coronavirus

A man who always does 'everything by the book', and leaves nothing to chance, has said he was extremely disappointed this afternoon, when he learned that his worldwide health insurance policy did not, in fact, cover him for the Coronavirus. Moys K...

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