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Funny story: Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The jet-setting couple Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito and his girlfriend singer Cheryl Cole flew into Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport. The happy couple was then driven by limo...

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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...

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Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...

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Funny story: Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...

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Funny story: Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - Colombian singer-dancer Shakira recently performed at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After her three encores she sat backstage and talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The 36-year-old South Am...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole, who is being touted to replace the fired Britney Spears on X-Factor, was in town shooting a lipstick commercial. She was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle about joining Simon Cowell's X-Factor cast. C...

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Funny story: Chicharito teaches Rooney how to pray on his knees before tomorrows' UEFA appeal hearing!

Chicharito teaches Rooney how to pray on his knees before tomorrows' UEFA appeal hearing!

Chicharito and Wayne rooney have been secretly practicing how to look convincing whilst praying on their knees before important occasions. Rooney must go in front of a UEFA commission tomorrow in a bid to reduce his punishment for kicking an opponent...

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Funny story: Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Liverpool and Manchester United scrapped out a hard fought draw today at Anfield. Gerrard put the home team ahead with a fluffed free kick which somehow squirmed through a broken defensive wall. With ten minutes left on the clock, Javier 'Chicharito'...

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Funny story: Mystery Blonde heads back to England to meet up with Chicharito in Manchester

Mystery Blonde heads back to England to meet up with Chicharito in Manchester

Photographer and journalist Ivor Lenson was, yesterday, distraught at the the thought that he would be forced to abandon his 'mission' to discover the identity of the Mystery Blonde. Walking along the sidewalk towards the park in Niagara-on-the-La...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito has received a postcard from The Mystery Blonde

Manchester United's Chicharito has received a postcard from The Mystery Blonde

Chicharito admits to having received a postcard from Niagara Falls last week, signed "See you soon, MB". Having followed stories about the Mystery Blonde and knowing one sighting of her was in Niagara Falls, he came to the conclusion that MB o...

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Funny story: Man. U's Wayne Rooney looking forward to playing with Chicharito and 'showing him the ropes'

Man. U's Wayne Rooney looking forward to playing with Chicharito and 'showing him the ropes'

Wayne Rooney has promised to take Chicharito 'under his wing' and teach him all he needs to know both on and off the field. Rooney is planning to teach Chicharito how to speak 'Scouse' as well as some really neat 'pick up lines' for when they are...

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Funny story: Man U's Chicharito says that Cheryl Cole is one sexy hot tamale!

Man U's Chicharito says that Cheryl Cole is one sexy hot tamale!

Chicharito is allegedly 'eyeing' up Cheryl Cole saying she is one sexy hot tamale. He has, apparently, always 'fancied' older women and although he won't be making any moves on her he says it doesn't stop him from looking. When asked if he'd li...

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Funny story: Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, Manchester United player, being stalked by sexy TAG

Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, Manchester United player, being stalked by sexy TAG

The Daily Tacky today published a disturbing story Chicharito of Man. U. is apparently being stalked by a sexy member of the newly formed TAGs group (Tarts And Girlfriends of football fans). This is a strange move as the TAGs spokeswoman did say t...

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Funny story: The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world. Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs May Be Pulled Off, Along With Chicharito

Ryan Giggs May Be Pulled Off, Along With Chicharito

Ahead of Manchester United's showcase Champions League Final against Barcelona at Wembley on Saturday, Old Trafford based sources have indicated that at some stage in the game, Ryan Giggs and Chicharito may well be pulled off. One insider said tha...

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