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Funny story: X-factor Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel at War over Hair Stylist

X-factor Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel at War over Hair Stylist

Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are believed to be at war tonight after Cher stole Katie's hair dresser. A bitter war of words has broken out and Katie is believed to have said "Cher's welcome to him, he's rubbish" The hairdresser in question is no...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Katie And Cher Go Through Again - FiX Allegations Denied

X-Factor - Katie And Cher Go Through Again - FiX Allegations Denied

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that X-Factor wannabes Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel will both make it safely through this weekend's elimination round. Even though neither were particularly good. Sources told our reporter to put...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd: "I Can Take Anything That They Want To Throw At Me"

Cher Lloyd: "I Can Take Anything That They Want To Throw At Me"

Cher Lloyd, stroppy stick insect from the X-Factor, has sensationally challenged her detractors by stating she has toughened up, and can now "take anything that's thrown at me!" Lining up for the first throw is Daniel Brigstock, 37, an umemployed...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd gives second hand rose the boot

Cher Lloyd gives second hand rose the boot

This week is Barbra Streisand week on the X - Factor. Cher Lloyd is reported to have told her mentor, Cheryl, that she won't be seen dead singing "Second Hand Rose." Cher reckons that she ain't playing second hand nothing to anyone on the show. S...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

X-Factor contestants Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd were reportedly furious that Manchester United striker Wayne 'Spud' Rooney was stealing all their redtop thunder. Rooney, whose 'want out' declaration has stunned the football world, not least Sir...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Starts X-Factor Mind Games Against Cher Lloyd

Katie Waissel Starts X-Factor Mind Games Against Cher Lloyd

It looks like Cheryl Cole is going to have her hands full mentoring fame junkie Katie Waissel and desperado rapper Cher Lloyd, as Katie allegedly turned up the heat by playing mind games. Katie, seven years older than Cher, has apparently confided...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd, the weird faced odd bod of X-Factor, has admitted to reporters that she suffered a minor stroke two years ago, causing her to start dancing the way she does. "She broke down and admitted that a stroke had hit her hard, and caused her l...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

X-Factor insiders last night revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Katie Waissel is so desperate to stay in the competition that she really fancied snogging Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole, if only for the added publicity. Katie, the su...

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Funny story: Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

Insiders from the X-Factor today denied reports of a massive backstage bust up bitch fight between hopeful wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd. Some unscrupulous sources claimed that Cher had called Katie a bunch of nasty names, to which Katie a...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

There are serious fears around the X Factor camp today that two contestants' heads could explode during tonight's broadcast. While images of brain and cranium exploding across the stage would no doubt send ratings through the roof, producers fear...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

In a Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal here for the first time, that the hot lesbian sex action DVD which was on sale in certain Soho outlets from this morning, purporting to feature Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd off the X-Factor, is a...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

In a move that even took Nelson Mandela by surprise, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe this morning announced plans to mentor X-Factor doubtfuls Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel. Apparently Mugabe is well pissed off by the way Gamu has been badmouthi...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...

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Funny story: "Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...

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