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Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Lee Gifford has admitted that she still has a special place in her heart for her former Live With Regis & Kathie Lee host Regis Philbin. But the 59-year-old wife of ex-New York Giants player and NFL commentator Frank Gif...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell appeared on The Viagra View and was asked by co-host Larry King how her new marriage was going. Rosie smiled and said that if she was any happier it would probably be illegal. She then reflected on her past and h...

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Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

Melissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa

HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag. McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with San...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

Justin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body

VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it. Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits m...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Tape of Her and Jesse James

Chelsea Handler Denies The Existence of A Tape of Her and Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the most vulgar women on television, Chelsea Handler has denied the existence of a sex tape in which she is the female participant and Jesse James is the male participant. The 38-year-old talk show host told Bedroom Pillow...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas. Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true tha...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her. Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that Chelsea Handler seems to relish being in the feudistic mode spotlight. She added that the 38-year-old talk show host just doesn't seem to be happy unless she is degrading, demeaning, insulti...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

Paris Hilton's TV Show, The Vampire Threesome Gets The Axe

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Tom Cruise had just finished having dinner at The Shaped Like a Boot Italian Restaurant when he was greeted by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. Cruise has always liked Miss San Guacamole because she has never made him s...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler To Star In The TV Series - The Vampire Threesome

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

Joan Rivers Denies That Her And Rush Limbaugh Were Once Lovers

MANHATTAN - Joan Rivers was back at her old stomping grounds in the Big Apple visiting a couple of old friends; her gynecologist, Dr. Abdul Goldengrass and her cellulite specialist, Dr. Okaloosa Luluette Lickachevski. Rivers, who is known as "The...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Denies The Tattoo Rumors

Taylor Swift Denies The Tattoo Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Taylor Swift was recently seen having a nice quiet dinner with one of her high school friends Skeeter Sue Quailberger at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in 90210. After the two girls left the restaurant they were approache...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...

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Funny story: The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently said that if Chelsea Handler wants to get into a catfight with her then she will find out exactly how viciously mean a Yiddish cat can really be. The woman who has more plastic in her body than a whole platoon of l...

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