ITV Studios, England: 75 years ago Britain ran most of the World, how the mighty fallen have fallen. Arise, Chavs of Britain! "Little Britain" wasn't a contrived picture of Britain, as ghastly and abhorrent behaviour has become the 'norm'. The X...
A report just released suggests that people from housing estates talk louder in the street than for instance, someone from a leafy suburb. According to the study there is a direct correlation between how well to do you are and the volume at which...
As if life on the streets was not bad enough these days, we have learned of a frightening new trend which is being adopted by gangs of yobs and hoodies, the length and breadth of the country. First there was 'mugging', then 'joy-riding'. More rece...
Fackin ell. Me fackin old mam went on er oliday to fackin Greece an now she's fackin stuck there coz she can't get a fackin flight back ome. She booked this fackin oliday on the internet with this company called fackin Goldentrail or somefink. Co...
An experiment in Dewsbury has concluded that drunken chavs are more dangerous than a pit of snakes or hungry tigers. A Chinese man who agreed to partake in the survey was first dropped into a pit of snakes and then into a large cage containing 3 s...
The recent decision to ban 'smacking' of children in the UK has turned London into a hellhole of mischief. The call for the ban was a knee jerk reaction to the recent court case where a teacher beat the cuff out of a student with a dumbbell after...
Keyleigh Anne Pickstock-Coombs and her four children arrived back at Portsmouth today after an unexpected ferry journey from Bilbao to Portsmouth. Abandoned by their airline, in the "Ashdown crisis", they had taxied across Spain to the port of Bilbao...
For the seventh year running, Leeds has been recognised as having the most organised fashion scene in the UK. Pepe de Schaat of elite London fashion agency FashionFashionGoGo was on the voting panel and offered this exclusive insight into the judges decision, "Leeds has a unique ability for organising their fashion, darling!! Nowhere else are people so desperate to achieve a personal sense of...
The Hoodie Boy who tresspassed on Myleene Klass's property this week has complained about his treatment to a local Newspaper. He is said to be horrified by his treatment at the hands of the pretty television presenter, after she shouted at him throu...
British political leaders Gordon Brown and David Cameron are already sparring with each other to compete for the Chav vote prior to general elections in June of this year. Brown is looking for Labour to secure a fourth consecutive term in office...
Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...
Britain's chavs are reproducing at such an alarming rate in that to prevent a UK population crisis they must eventually be granted their own territory. The dire warning, from researchers based primarily in Essex and South Yorkshire, revealed their fi...
A national youth group and South London youth services are celebrating the announcement that from 2010, McLaren and Williams will ditch their entire pit crews in favour of local gang members. The move has been heralded as the most forward thinking in...
Jack Tweed, erstwhile former husband of the late Jade Goody, has received an appointment by Her Majesty's Government that actually doesn't involve a jail sentence, bail or remand. From next Monday, the former non-entity takes up his appointment as...
Girls Aloud "Phenomenon" Cheryl Cole was left speechless on her birthday after being upstaged by a knickerless cavernous crotch flash by her own Mum. The Girls Aloud crotch-rotter hit the town to celebrate her 26th birthday with disease-ridden se...
Just one day after being sacked by chav supermarket chain Iceland, Kerry Katona has been signed up by Pram Face Foods. Pram Face is a new brand that's going to specialise in low cost ready meals and frozen foods that appeal to pram faces up and do...
British teens aged between 16-18 will be called up for 12 months service in the Salvation Army from August 2010. The controversial scheme is designed to beat yob culture and decrease Britain's soaring obesity rate. Field Marshall Eric Guthrie, le...
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