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Funny story: Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points. A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...

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Funny story: The Scottish Invented Football

The Scottish Invented Football

New research from Glasgow University has shown that football was invented in Scotland, and not, as the history books have it, in Cambridge. "We have documentary evidence that football was being played in Glasgow as far back as 1066," said Scottish...

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Funny story: Scottish Football Poised for Thrilling Season

Scottish Football Poised for Thrilling Season

Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years. "I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...

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Funny story: John Reid Resigns As Celtic Chairman

John Reid Resigns As Celtic Chairman

Dr John Reid has confirmed that he is to end his 4 year reign as chairman of Celtic FC. The former Labour minister will be succeeded by whisky magnate and fellow lifelong Hoops fan, Ian Bankier. Confirming that he will stand down at the club's...

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Funny story: Neil Lennon New Glasgow Rangers Manager

Neil Lennon New Glasgow Rangers Manager

Former Glasgow Celtic manager Neil Lennon, the man who faced a barrage of death threats whilst at Parkhead before resigning from the post last weekend, has, this morning, been unveiled as the new manager of Glasgow Rangers. Lennon, who recently re...

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Funny story: Lennon Delighted With 3 Year Contract

Lennon Delighted With 3 Year Contract

Glasgow Celtic have rewarded manager Neil Lennon with a 3 year deal after the club won its first trophy in 2 years by beating Motherwell 3-0 in the Scottish Cup Final. Chief Executive Peter Lawwell announced the news this morning before the Scotti...

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Funny story: Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has shocked Scottish football by handing in his resignation just minutes after the Parkhead club defeated Motherwell in the Scottish Cup final. The former Northern Ireland international is understood to have received an...

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Funny story: Walter Smith Joins Celtic Sensation

Walter Smith Joins Celtic Sensation

The football world was stunned today by the news that former Rangers manager Walter Smith, who led the Ibrox club to the SPL title only days ago, has become the General Manager with fierce rivals Celtic. The Rangers legend was paraded before the w...

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Funny story: Lennon To Be Fitted With A Bubble

Lennon To Be Fitted With A Bubble

After recent incidents where he was accosted in the street, received bullets and bombs in the mail and was assaulted by a Hearts fan only last night, Celtic boss Neil Lennon is to be fitted with a protective bubble that he will walk around in for the...

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Funny story: Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Attacked By Mad Jambo

Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Attacked By Mad Jambo

Celtic boss Neil Lennon was maintaining a dignified silence tonight after being attacked in the technical area at Tynecastle during Celtic's 3-0 victory over Hearts by a mad Jambo. As it stands, it isn't quite clear whether the attempted assault o...

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Funny story: Another Blow For Celtic

Another Blow For Celtic

Celtic's hopes of winning the Scottish Premier League title has been dealt another hammer blow with the news that star midfielder Beram Kayal will miss the run in after suffering a broken wrist on Wednesday night. Hot on the heels of the disastrou...

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Funny story: Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

The Scottish Premier League has defended its decision not to publish any photos of Celtic manager Neil Lennon's reactions to his side's shock 3-2 defeat at Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Wednesday night. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster gave the re...

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Funny story: Death Of Celtic's Title Chances: Photos Not To Be Released

Death Of Celtic's Title Chances: Photos Not To Be Released

The Scottish Premier League has decided not to release photos of Celtic's devastating 3-2 defeat at the hands of Inverness Caley Thistle last night. The unexpected reverse could spell the end of the Parkhead club's title chances and the SFL fear t...

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Funny story: Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

The microphones Neil Lennon first used to announce his beliefs in a Celtic conspiracy are to be auctioned for charity. The whole of season 2011/11 has been punctuated by the Celtic manager's rants against the Scottish Football Association, journal...

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Funny story: Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic midfielder Joe Ledley fears he has become the victim of a an injury curse that affects any player called Ledley. The 24 year old Welshman injured a hamstring in the Old Firm clash at the weekend and will be out of action for the rest of the...

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Funny story: Celtic and Rangers to merge in order to join the English Premier League

Celtic and Rangers to merge in order to join the English Premier League

Glasgow Celtic and Rangers have requested to be part of the Premier League next season, but such a move would mean two teams disallowed from promotion from the Championship, which has angered several teams from Norwich to Nottingham Forest. "They...

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Funny story: Rangers Maul Celtic 0-0 To Close In On Runner-Up Spot

Rangers Maul Celtic 0-0 To Close In On Runner-Up Spot

Brotherly love was a commodity in distinctly short supply at Ibrox today, as Rangers hosted arch rivals Celtic in a typical Auld Firm blood and thunder, no quarter given or expected, encounter. The final meeting of the Glasgow giants this season.

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