Plans to mark the thirty fifth anniversary of Star Wars next year began in earnest today, with many of the events planned for the UK in recognition of the role played by Pinewood Studios. As part of the proposed celebrations, television executive...
According to a report released today, the world's supply of non-celebrities will be exhausted within the next ten years unless drastic action is taken now. The report, written by the Media Studies department of a respected London college, claims that...
Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the program...
With the number of reality shows on British television reaching epidemic proportions, a new comparison website has been launched to help viewers swim their way though the morass of thick wastrels taking part. [Although bearing in mind what the Z-C...
In a conversation inside the Big Brother house on Channel 5, Edward, from Jedward, has candidly admitted to the other house-mates that he wants to have a sex change. This was news to his brother. "Jedward are going to Thailand," said Edward, after...
George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap. Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5...
Word is spreading that Charlie Sheen could be back on British TV screens as he is set to appear on the new instalment of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5. However, a term in his rather lucrative contract states that Channel 5 must rename the sho...
R Sole, a contestant from Big Brother, the popular reality television show specifically for the UK's un-dead and brain-dead, has shocked the world of hype, fashion, farming and destruction of the English language by doing something useful as a result...
News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man. Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...
LAS VEGAS - Catching everyone by surprise including themselves, Alex Reid, winner of this years Celebrity Big Brother and Katie Price, a glamour model have entered into marriage with a quickie wedding in the gambling capital of the world. Katie wo...
LONDON - Cage-fighter Alex Reid emerged victorious in this years edition of Celebrity Big Brother. The 34-year-old Reid upon being announced as the winner quickly proclaimed that Katie Price is not only the love of his life, and the woman of his d...
Celebrity Big Brother's Alex Reid and Katie Price are set to make a million this Summer after their glorious appearance on Big Brother. The plan was leaked by a man who claimed to be Alex's manager Rob De Banker. Rob revealed by accident that Katie...
In the final and without doubt worst ever series of Celebrity Big Brother, a distinct feeling of anti-Americanism has pervaded the set, as the three latest nominees up for eviction are all US citizens. Rapper/Singer/Vertically Challenged Sisqo, ac...
He started off cool and detached in the CBB house, frequently being the sole voice of reason in a sea of insanity, but the cracks in Vinnie Jones's composure are beginning to show, leading to bookies slashing the odds on him nutting a housemate from...
As tranny cage fighter Alex Reid was telling his CBB housemates how deeply in love with Jordan he is, and how much she means to him, press speculation increased suggesting that she'd dumped him yet again! The rumour mill went into overdrive today...
After hearing a cruel comment by CBB's Vinnie Jones, that housemate Katia was so thick, she used all her mental powers to focus on putting one foot in front of the other, Chairman of charitable trust 'Surgery For All' Plastique Bertrand, who once had...
Tensions surfaced in the Big Brother House when Sov openly defied Vinnie Jones by opening a tin of corned beef, selfishly making herself a big doorstep sandwich which she later stated she didn't really want anyway. Vinnie Jones was really pissed o...
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