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Funny story: Books We'd All Love to Read

Books We'd All Love to Read

Donald Trump - One Tweet Over the Line (a winners book for pussies who still pretend I lost) Christopher Wray - How I Maintained My Integrity While Others Chose to Follow the Law Leonardo DeCaprio - The Man Who Single Handedly Ended MMGW By Fly…

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Funny story: Ashley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate

Ashley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate

We've been reading about and watching Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen since they were mere babes. We've come to think of them as a set, even as they've grown up and established themselves as adult fashion designers. But now Ashleyhas other ideas. "I'm…

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Funny story: "What I am saying now is what you should pay attention to," say celebrities and politicians

"What I am saying now is what you should pay attention to," say celebrities and politicians

Following England's footballing defeat at the hands of Italy, a number of politicians and celebrities have jumped in saying that there is absolutely no need to abuse the players. Despite having a track record of saying things that are off-colour,…

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Funny story: Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau

Modern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau

Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…

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Funny story: Famous Person telling the same anecdote for the fourth time

Famous Person telling the same anecdote for the fourth time

A celebrity has told the same anecdote for the fourth time on television in a week. Interviewed by Graham Norton, BBC News 24, Lorraine, and Gordon Ramsey, in a cooking programme, the film star told the same anecdote four times. Known for his r…

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Funny story: Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…

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Funny story: Harmonica Player Ingests Wasp Through Instrument

Harmonica Player Ingests Wasp Through Instrument

A leading harmonica player died on Tuesday evening, while playing alone at home. Neighbours, who heard the incident at around 7:30pm, say the harpist, Ray 'Curious' Wilkins, was mid way through Bob Dylan's 'The Time's They Are a-Changing' when a s…

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Funny story: ESPY Awards 2020 - Worst Ratings Ever

ESPY Awards 2020 - Worst Ratings Ever

LOS ANGELES - Critics agree, the 2020 sports season has produced an unmatched display of preening, vanity, and unbridled narcissism among ESPN teleprompter readers. As an awards show, there were a large number of athletic sports celebrities in (Virtu...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have announced that they are expecting their first child later this year. Katy, who is 35, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Gazebo Serengeti that she has never been pregnant before and she had no idea th...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches

Jennifer Lopez Reveals That Since Sheltering-in-Place Her Ass Has Gained 2-Inches

NEW YORK CITY – Jennifer Lopez (aka J.Lo) told Voodoo Dupree with Glambuoyant Magazine that all this sheltering-in-place is wreaking havoc on her weight control regimen. She pointed out that when she is on the road performing nightly concerts, she...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

Sofia Vergara Denies That She Is Having Breast Reduction Surgery

HOLLYWOOD – The gorgeously sexy Colombian bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has stated that, contrary to rumors, that have been put out by the White House, she is not planning on getting a breast reduction. Vergara, who starred in the sit-com “Modern Fami...

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...

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Funny story: Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...

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Funny story: Owen Wilson Celebrity Horoscope

Owen Wilson Celebrity Horoscope

Born today, you are the sort who doesn't get your nose out of joint easily. You are cheerfully willing to accept whatever life sends your way, whether it's an also-ran finish in the sexiest-person-in-the-office contest or an also-ran finish to Matthe...

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Funny story: Five Celebrity Marijuana Brands We'd Like to See

Five Celebrity Marijuana Brands We'd Like to See

Celebrities are such douche bags. There isn't a fad, folly, or exercise in futility whose bandwagon doesn't come rolling down Rodeo Drive but that celebrities don't go running after it in the agitated pursuit of significance. Or money. Or notoriety.

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: Bloody Who?

Bloody Who?

Bloody Who? I was watching a daytime quiz show, I think ITV2 It was chock full of celebrities, none of whom I knew I didn’t know the TV stars or the smiley, smiley host 'Cos I’d never watched their reality shows that people love the most No, I...

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