Showing:

Funny satire stories about Carol Vorderman

Try another search?

Funny story: Much Wringing Of Hands And Many Tears As Carol Vorderman And Countdown Part Company

Much Wringing Of Hands And Many Tears As Carol Vorderman And Countdown Part Company

'It's the end of an era,' bemoaned a Geordie today as Carol Vorderman made her final appearance on words and numbers TV gameshow, Countdown. 'She's been treated so shabbily by C4, I'm sorry, It's so emotional.' In scenes reminiscent of the Wailing...

Read full story
Funny story: Carol Vaudeville Off Countabout's Pneumatic Tits Upset Students And Geeks

Carol Vaudeville Off Countabout's Pneumatic Tits Upset Students And Geeks

That good old British televisual staple for the benefit of the reasonably intelligent unemployed of the UK, or their similarly unemployed student counterparts was lambasted yesterday by the very people who have supported the show since the early Eigh...

Read full story
Funny story: Carol Vorderman Sacked for Cheating?

Carol Vorderman Sacked for Cheating?

Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y... Vowel, O...Consonant, Y... Vowel, O... Consonant, Y. That's...YOYOYOYOY. A good question; why oh why did Carol Vorderman decide to leave channel 4's long-running quiz show, count...

Read full story
Funny story: Countdown Conundrum

Countdown Conundrum

Auditions are now underway for a replacement for Carol Vorderman, erstwhile presenter of Student favourite, Countdown. The shortlist is now of actress and the voice of Penny Crayon, Su Pollard, star of 'Most Probably not actually haunted' Yvette F...

Read full story
Funny story: Glitter Named New Host of Countdown

Glitter Named New Host of Countdown

Sources have claimed that convicted paedophile Gary Glitter, who looked like he was a bit iffy throughout the 70's but you couldn't quite pinpoint why, is to take over from frail crooner Des O'Connor as host of the cult words and numbers quiz Countdo...

Read full story
Funny story: Vorderman Was Axed Over Tax Credits Row

Vorderman Was Axed Over Tax Credits Row

Just weeks after surgically enhanced mathmatician, Carol Vorderman was removed from the Countdown Studios by security guards it has emerged that the olive-skinned beauty, whose weight regularly fluctuates between 8 and 15 stone, has become yet anoth...

Read full story
Funny story: Channel 4 replace Carol Vorderman with Jade Goody

Channel 4 replace Carol Vorderman with Jade Goody

The next series of Countdown will see the long-awaited return of Jade Goody to our TV screens. She will be replacing the current presenter Carol Vorderman who was sensationally sacked last month for...

Read full story
Funny story: Vorderman plays Argentine "numbers game"

Vorderman plays Argentine "numbers game"

Argentine finance minister Fernando Hernandez has today revealed their mystery financial saviour to be Carol Vorderman, host of Channel 4 hit show "Countdown"...

Read full story
Funny story: Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman, the 'letters girl' from the crap TV game show Countdown, made history yesterday when, for the 25th Anniversary of the show, she wore the same pair of brown suedette trousers...

Read full story
Funny story: Carol Vorderman in running to be the next Pope

Carol Vorderman in running to be the next Pope

The thinking man's Carol Smilie, Carol Vorderman has shocked her many loyal fans by revealing her intention to be the next Pope.

Read full story
Funny story: Carol Vorderman and Her Brain Booster

Carol Vorderman and Her Brain Booster

Mathematical boffin and Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman has launched a daily workout game for the brain called MIND AEROBICS. The interactive grey matter exercise plan will be available to play online, by mobile phone or by interactive TV.

Read full story
Funny story: Mass chaos as date for the end of the world is revealed

Mass chaos as date for the end of the world is revealed

There has been mass chaos every where as the date for the end of the world has finally been released.

Read full story
Funny story: Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

In an amazing scenario dreamed up by employment experts, Britain could be on the verge of complete meltdown should a Prezzer/Vorderman sex tape be accidentally released by John Prescott's Department of Trousers. It has been suggested that if this...

Read full story
Funny story: Carol's Number Could Be Up

Carol's Number Could Be Up

Brainy bird, Carol Vorderman, is today rumoured to be taking her maths A Level in an attempt to scotch the story, going round like wild-fire on the internet, saying that she uses times tables off-camera to work out the numbers problems on Countdown.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more