Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has promised that he will make Carlos Tevez the best 'player' in the world if he joins the Italian football chumpions AC Milan. 'Bunga-sconi' as he is now known after leaving office, promised Tevez t...
Carlos Trevez cuts a lonely figure as he walks the streets in the early hours of the morning in Argentina. Most of the world press are reporting he depressed as he isn't playing regularly football but we know the truth and there are two reasons. T...
PFA Chief, Gordon Taylor, has admitted to his disappointment at being left disappointed by a player so synonymous with disappointing those who have taken him on his word, that the name on the back of his shirt is stuck on with Velcro. The player,...
Players and fans of Manchester City sat back and enjoyed a sparkling Guy Fawkes party with QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday. "They are the best team we have played this season and it was a pleasure to be outclassed by a top quality side after getting...
Although Manchester City claim that they are in no way worried by Carlos Tevez's claim of unfair treatment over his alleged unwillingness to play against Bayern Munich, it would appear in the latest move that this is not the case. "We value Carlos...
Manchester City F.C. said Thursday it has no intention of selling sometimes footballer Carlos Tevez to Corinthians in the January transfer window, instead opting to trigger a contract clause that would see the out-of-favour Argentinean serve as a do...
The one remaining member of the Carlos Tevez fan club was relieved today. A local Mancunian, Kier Jurabsheahan, who is so besotted with the Argentine striker that he has had his name changed by deed poll to make him sound more like Tevez's long ti...
The latest buzz on the Manchester rumour hotline is that want away striker Carlos Tevez will line up in Manchester City's starting eleven in this weekend's head to head clash with Manchester United at Old Trafford. Insiders say that City have init...
The popular high street store for the intelligent and high IQ socialites has broadened its range of sporting goods by introducing sports suspenders. "We appreciate that playing sport in winter can be very hard on the skin," said Sparks and Mensa h...
Carlos Tevez revealed exclusively to Skoob Sports News today, that he will never again play for Manchester City, and speaking through an interpreter he revealed exactly why. The Argentinian maestro claims that he was misinterpreted at the Allianz...
Embittered Manchester City star Carlos Tevez will today launch his new career on the West End stage. In a radical departure from his current role as a forward for the Manchester side, now second in the Premiership, he has agreed to play Lady Brac...
Nick Clegg has shocked football fans by speaking out in impassioned defence of Carlos Tevez' refusal to come on as a substitute for Manchester City during last night's Champions League game against Bayern Munich. "Look," said Clegg in a specially...
Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich. The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big. "I have turned into a...
After Carlos Tevez refused to play for City last night in the Champions league defeat against Bayern Munich, Sir Alex Ferguson popped over to City and bought him back. City were glad to get rid of the Enfant Terriblé and United certainly need a "...
Manchester City and Argentina forward Carlos Tevez has signed up former strike leader Arthur Scargill to organise a march in his name. The scarfaced player is fed up with the backlash since his apparent refusal to play against Bayern Munich in the...
Carlos Tevez has come out of the closet and joined newly promoted Brighton and Hove Albion. The 'Seagulls' have fancied Tevez for some time and have swooped with a cheeky bid to land the moody Argie. Club spokesperson Sandy Bottom told excit...
Carlos Tevez is to stay at Manchester City after all. A proposed swap deal with Inter Milan for Samuel Eto'o didn't work out. The Argentine star has wanted to leave City for a long time despite leading the club to victory in the FA Cup final as c...
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