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Greyhound Bus Cannibal to get Hospital Furloughs after Agreeing to eat only Vegans

Funny story: Greyhound Bus Cannibal to get Hospital Furloughs after Agreeing to eat only Vegans

They Grey Hound bus guy who stabbed another guy to death and ate part of him while requesting take home boxes for the parts that he did not eat, has now been granted furloughs from Canada's Asylum for Future US Members of Congress which is more commo...

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Swedish cannibal and vampire to marry in; bloody hell!

Funny story: Swedish cannibal and vampire to marry in; bloody hell!

A self-confessed cannibal and his vampire mistress have asked their psychiatric institute in Sweden if they can get married and live the rest of their bloody lives together (promises to be pretty short lives!). The cannibal, enjoyed chewing the fl...

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Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Funny story: Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Acton man Terry Scrote has turned himself in to the police and confessed to eating his neighbour's brain. "I was Hank Marvin after getting legless in the Bush with Stan Snide so i necked the contents of Arthur Saveloy's skull" claimed the part ti...

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Jimmy Hoffa's Rib Bone Found In Obama's "Uncle Omar" X-Rays: Remains To Be Seen Before Charges Pressed

Funny story: Jimmy Hoffa's Rib Bone Found In Obama's "Uncle Omar" X-Rays: Remains To Be Seen Before Charges Pressed

CHICAGO: On July 30, 1975, Teamster president Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the face of the earth. Until yesterday his disappearance remained a mystery. Although he had many enemies who had reason to kill him, Chicago police and the FBI were unable...

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New USDA Food Guide Condemning America's Cannibals to Slow Starvation

Funny story: New USDA Food Guide Condemning America's Cannibals to Slow Starvation

Washington - Cannibals testifying before Congress today criticized the Obama Administrations recent change from the decade old food pyramid to the new MyPyramid. With much fanfare, the USDA recently retired the old Food Guide Pyramid and replaced...

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Come Dine With Me - The Cannibal Edition

Funny story: Come Dine With Me - The Cannibal Edition

Channel 4 favourite Come Dine With Me has become staple viewing for foodies across the country. The programme, where 5 strangers meet over the course of a week, are treated to home cooking by each contestant in turn, and then vote on the results with...

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Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Funny story: Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...

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Slovakian cannibal changed his mind because his Swiss victim stunk of garlic!

Funny story: Slovakian cannibal changed his mind because his Swiss victim stunk of garlic!

A Slovakian cannibal who advertised for a victim to be eaten over the internet changed his mind as his victim, a Swiss Nutter, turned up stinking of garlic. Most cannibals like their meat fresh, tender and without any spices or herbs attached, but...

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Entertainment world mourns the loss of Bingo Euphrates

Funny story: Entertainment world mourns the loss of Bingo Euphrates

Eastern European transsexual entertainer, Bingo Euphrates, was mauled to death yesterday by her troop of acrobatic midgets. The savage attack on the 47 year old entertainer was described by one witness as being, 'savage'. The attack took place...

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Cannibal tribe discovered in Wales

Funny story: Cannibal tribe discovered in Wales

Details were today released about a tribe of cannibals recently discovered in the Welsh Valleys. It today emerged that the Welsh assembly have been dithering over what action to take for almost a week. A spokesman said: "We recently received repor...

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Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Former Liverpool FC player Yossi Benayoun has made sensational claims that an ex-team mate tired to eat him during his time on Merseyside. Benayoun stunned reporters when he lifted the lid on the cannibalistic ways of an old colleague. The play...

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Skye islanders eat seamen

Funny story: Skye islanders eat seamen

Emergency services were alerted by radio from the troubled nuclear submersible HMS Astute this morning, but soon after all contact with the submarine crew was lost. Upon approaching the stricken vessel it was noticed that it was listing with no on...

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"You are what you eat" not meant to be taken literally

Funny story: "You are what you eat" not meant to be taken literally

SCIENTISTS are pleading with people to exercise common sense after a sudden spike in hospital admissions were linked with canabalism. Patients were admitted into local hospitals and clinics with gashes and bite marks on arms and legs. "I unders...

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Cannibal Cafe Lunch Special: Macaroni and CheeseHeads

Funny story: Cannibal Cafe Lunch Special: Macaroni and CheeseHeads

Welcome to the scenic island of Golli Golli. The staff and management of the Cannibal Cafe, located inside of the Golli Golli Comfort Suite Hotel, hopes that you enjoy your stay in our tropical paradise. Today's lunch special will feature an American dish, Macaroni and CheeseHeads. Our unique take on this traditional food features home made pasta cooked with a sauce made of the finest Wiscons...

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Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

Funny story: Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

A study by the University of Aldershot led by Mark Lowton has shown that cannibals fed a Mediterranean diet were less likely to suffer coronary disease than those who stuck to their regular diet. Lowton says due to limited funding the study was ma...

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Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

Funny story: Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

In far off galaxies cannibal planets have been observed gobbling up their neighbours and scientists are convinced that God is busy proving to us that he really exists. They believe that God is so unhappy with his major creation, planet earth and t...

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Doubt cast on Donner Party cannibalism; remains of Chinese takeout at Alder Creek campsite

Funny story: Doubt cast on Donner Party cannibalism; remains of Chinese takeout at Alder Creek campsite

The infamous Donner Party, which legend says resorted to cannibalism after being stranded in the Sierra Nevada in 1846-47, may not have eaten each other after all, surviving instead on eggrolls and Moo Goo Gai Pan, new research indicates. A study...

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Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

Funny story: Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

LALAPANZI, Zimbabwe - The producers for the Zimbabwean version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here which only aired one show are still in shock. The ten Zimbabwean celebrities were flown into the lost jungle known as The Great Fufamusa Yum Yum...

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