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Funny story: Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...

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Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...

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Funny story: Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...

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Funny story: Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

New York - Rabbis at Manhattan's B'nai Jeshurun are slugging out conflicting theories about this year's vital Jewish poser, Is Pot Kosher For Passover? The eight-day holiday begins at sundown Friday just as West Manhattan's Ashkenazi faithful dem...

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Funny story: Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

BILLINGSGATE POST: With Washington State legalizing the possession and growing of pot, aircraft manufacturer Gunwing announced that workers in their assembly facility in Everett, Washington would be allowed to smoke pot on their breaks. Although th...

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Funny story: 'Potella' jar sparks lethal blaze that destroys family home

'Potella' jar sparks lethal blaze that destroys family home

Colorado Springs, USA - An empty jar of the yummy cannabis, chocolate and pistachio nut paste 'Potella' is suspected of being behind the total destruction of a family home. Forensic investigators say the six bedroom property and a family dog were...

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Funny story: Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles

Windsor Castle The Royal Family are having a battle royal since discovering Prince Henry gave Prince Charles some marijuana. "If you thought he was boring before, you should here him now. If he gets started on the philosophy of gardening, he can g...

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Funny story: NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

The NFL is now extensively testing players before football games for marijuana usage. This is a recent policy change. National Footbal League Commissioner Roger Goodell gave an explanation. "The problem with Cannabis is that it is a 'peace" induc...

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Funny story: Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...

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Funny story: Medical Marijuana Is Antidote to Ebola Virus Says Elated Scientist

Medical Marijuana Is Antidote to Ebola Virus Says Elated Scientist

It was dark and stormy when we entered the laboratory of Professor X. Centric. But you would never have known it upon entering the upbeat scientists place of work: clouds of incense greeted us in a room lit by black light. Authentic Day-Glo posters from the 1960s lit up the entryway as we came upon the professor administering Ebola virus antidote to himself. The professor, who had personally no...

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Funny story: 'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

'Bongs Can Only Get Better' hint in Chris Christie presidential plan

New Jersey - Smoke signals from Drumthwacket's chimney stacks have revealed Chris Christie's presidential manifesto for a federal weed tax to fill the nation's fifty trillion dollar debt sinkhole. This morning the New Jersey Governor posted a ren...

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Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...

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Funny story: Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

Husband Turns Central Heating Up in October

A terrified housewife called 999 after her husband turned the central heating up to 28 degrees. Demanding to have him sectioned under the Mental Health Act, Mrs. Beryl Coldwell of Scunthorpe who was found hiding in the attic wrapped in a blanket, bra...

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Funny story: 64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...

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Funny story: Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society 'twinned with Colorado Springs Pot Club' says local gardening enthusiast

Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society 'twinned with Colorado Springs Pot Club' says local gardening enthusiast

Ras Al Khaimah, UAE - A stunning floral bouquet that scooped the Ras Al Khaimah Horticultural Society Autumn Show first prize has been impounded by local police after testing positive for 100% Cannabis Sativa blossom. Distraught competitor Mrs Fa...

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Funny story: Toker's guide to cooking could unveil clues to alzheimers

Toker's guide to cooking could unveil clues to alzheimers

Have bong, get frying pan, wonder why your holding frying pan and put back. Have bong, turn on stove, feel sure you got frying pan out ready to cook, get frying pan its not there. Have bong, get dry mouth, go to fridge to get glass of milk, find frying pan put frying pan away in correct cupboard. Have bong, wonder why stove is on turn off, wonder why glass of milk is on counter? and repeat. And...

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Funny story: Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...

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