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Funny story: A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...

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Funny story: 10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals. And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public. But sad to say, most of the times the...

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Funny story: Thousands lost down drain

Thousands lost down drain

Hundreds of thousands of tiny sweets disappeared down a road-side drain when a confectionery lorry skidded and overturned yesterday. Driver Nigel Goodie escaped with only minor injuries. "But I had about half-a-ton of 'Hundreds-and-Thousands' on...

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Funny story: Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,...

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Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

LOS ANGELES - A group of 26 parents have filed a class action lawsuit with the Los Angeles County district attorney's office against James Christian Kimmel, 43, the host of the late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to The Tinsel Town T...

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Funny story: Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...

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Funny story: Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...

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Funny story: The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The National Coalition for The Testing of Children's Products recently held its annual convention and seminar at The Wheat Penny Coliseum in Topeka, Kansas. Coalition Executive Director Baisley W. Nelliepicker stated that the 783 members who were present voted on the most unpopular children's products of the past year. THE 10 MOST UNPOPULAR CHILDRENS PRODUCTS Of 2010 * Asparagus Flavored...

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Funny story: Smarties Candy Forecast Bitter while M&M's Outlook Sweet

Smarties Candy Forecast Bitter while M&M's Outlook Sweet

The tart little candies that see a massive annual boom in sales just before Halloween have dropped off rapidly, while upcoming holiday sales for Holiday colored M&M candies are better than last year. Insiders to the Smarties company say that...

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Funny story: Horror: Man Maimed Over Last Rolo Snub

Horror: Man Maimed Over Last Rolo Snub

A Worcestershire man has been brutally stabbed in the leg with a fork, after eating his last Rolo, without offering it to his wife of eight years first. The chocolatey caramel treat has long been associated with the ways of love, with their taglin...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

X Factor diva Katie Waissel's pre-show tantrum on Saturday was all over a piece of candy. Previous reports suggested that the pop wannabe went ballistic when she learned that a former boyfriend revealed details of their stormy relationship. Gar...

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Funny story: U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...

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Funny story: Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...

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Funny story: Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Candy Bar From Another Planet -No one doesn't love a Mars Bar, but do you know where they really come from? It has been a carefully guarded secret for over 55 years from a candy company who has made a name for itself by using this catchy name.

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Funny story: Candy Corn Fans Competeing with Candy Ethanol Producers

Candy Corn Fans Competeing with Candy Ethanol Producers

Worries of a candy corn shortage are gripping the nation as fans of the Halloween staple compete with alternative energy producers for the scrumptious commodity. Candy ethanol producers have been using more and more candy corn during the past thre...

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Funny story: Suck my Pollocks, says UK sweet company

Suck my Pollocks, says UK sweet company

A British confectionery and beverage company has pulled the rug from under its competitor's feet by launching a new boiled sweet to commemorate the life of American lunatic artist and random paint thrower, Jackson Pollock. Pollock, born in Wyoming...

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Funny story: My Candy Shoppe

My Candy Shoppe

I've often wondered what my life would be like if I opened a candy shoppe. Fucking awesome is how it would be! My candy shoppe would be in a small town on Main Street, USA. You know the kind I mean- the street is clean and free of potholes and speed bumps. Stately trees line the street and the sidewalks are free of litter and homeless people. My candy shoppe would be little bit seperated...

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