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Funny story: Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Gloucestershire - She's been busy incubating some genetically modified parasitic mites suspected of zombifying most of the United Kingdom into Diamond Jubilee stupor last week. Carried on infected worker drones' probosces the bugs emit a lethal pa...

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Funny story: It's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show

It's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show

Do you remember that as part of the Silver Jubilee the Royals took part in what was then the top TV program It's a Knockout it was called It's a Royal Knockout? Well I can exclusively reveal that a similar TV program to be adopted by the Royals fo...

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Funny story: Camilla top suspect in satanic horse slayings spate

Camilla top suspect in satanic horse slayings spate

Cornwall - Local scrimshaw foragers said today a decapitated horse's head on a Cornwall beach had three Prince of Wales albatross feathers stuck in its snout. It was found washed up on Pentegwam Bay just weeks after a mutilated pregnant mare's co...

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Funny story: Queen gagged 'Live ferret jumped out of Camilla's knickers during Easter Sunday service' story

Queen gagged 'Live ferret jumped out of Camilla's knickers during Easter Sunday service' story

Windsor - "Apparently it was looking for peanuts," Sir Pomfret Wetlocks, chief arsewiper to the Prince of Wales, tweeted this morning, "secreted in Camilla's favorite hideyhole." The furry little critter was then seen scurrying between the pews be...

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Funny story: Right royal seven year stitch-up

Right royal seven year stitch-up

London - The House of Windsor's top bigamist has been honored for keeping her gob shut these last seven years with a spurious gong whose Order was mothballed back in 1971. Camilla Fucker-Proles is to become the Hellfire Club's Dame Grand Double-Cr...

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Funny story: Secret Chinese-funded 'underground palace' scandal hits Prince Charles

Secret Chinese-funded 'underground palace' scandal hits Prince Charles

Gloucestershire - A lavish, but highly illegal, underground palace at Charles' Highgrove home has been discovered by builders working for the London Abasement (sic) Company in charge of excavations. Early reports suggest a whopping great big hando...

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Funny story: Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law. Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club probed as Cornwall satanists suspected of horse mutilation

Hellfire Club probed as Cornwall satanists suspected of horse mutilation

Cornwall - Notorious satanic members of the UK's premier demonic closed shop are being investigated about the wanton mutilation of a Freisian two year-old called Erik. The stallion was found in dead in a Stithians field in what police suspect may...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's ashes to be returned to Camilla

Gaddafi's ashes to be returned to Camilla

Tripoli - Libyan Transitional Council authorities have said the tyrant's cremated remains are to be shipped to his first lawfully wedded wife in the UK this week. The son of Queen Elizabeth and Rudolf Hess was wedded to Camilla in a 1967 Hellfire...

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Funny story: Billions spent on 'Camilla shagged Gaddafi' cover-up

Billions spent on 'Camilla shagged Gaddafi' cover-up

London - Their 1969 nuptials in a HMP Broadmoor converted composting lav has cost the nation more than the entire Royal Protection Racket budget since the Silver Jubilee. This weekend spooks are said to be doing their nut amid reports someone's ab...

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Funny story: Queen's riot tourists visit London hellholes

Queen's riot tourists visit London hellholes

London - Wacky self-publicists Charles and Camilla are having a field day gawping at the burnt out remains of the London riots. Cops kept a beady eye as the pair arrived at Tottenham Leisure Centre amid fears they might loot some of the public don...

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Funny story: 'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

London - Frumpy clothes and mediocre dentistry are scaring off fertilization of whatever eggs are still left in the basketcase. That's the verdict from LA tonight where Kate Middleton's glad rags were mocked by sharp-dressing celebs at a charity p...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton is truly concerned that the new relationship growing between her sister Kate and her step-mother-in-law Camilla may end up being disastrous for Kate. Sources tell of Camilla spending more and more time with Kate and when asked, was...

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Funny story: Camilla found in drunken stupor on steps of Westminster Abbey

Camilla found in drunken stupor on steps of Westminster Abbey

Camilla Parker-Bowles found inebriated with her dress around her waist singing "The Flower Duet" (by herself) with unmelodious monotony, on the steps of Westminster Abbey after the reception of newlyweds, William & Kate. In her left hand was a...

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Funny story: Queen to vote on Britain's Got Talent

Queen to vote on Britain's Got Talent

Following another miserable couple of weeks trawling through the detritus of a talentless televisual extravaganza Buckingham Palace have said that, in future, The Queen is simply going to vote for the performer that she wants to see at the Royal Comm...

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Funny story: 'Psychotic' Gaddafi in hiding at Royal Freak Hospital

'Psychotic' Gaddafi in hiding at Royal Freak Hospital

London - Reports are coming in that Muammar Gaddafi is hiding under the very noses of the authorities at the hospital's Rear, Nose and Throat department. A carefully worded media campaign excoriating UK geriatric care is believed to be an MI5 smok...

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla to Emigrate

Charles and Camilla to Emigrate

The true purpose behind the recent visit to the United States by Prince Charles plus his meeting there with President Obama was revealed in a short statement issued by Clarence House yesterday. It states simply that Prince Charles and his second wife...

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