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Funny story: "Goodbye Joe, We Gotta Go, Me-O My-O" - The Death of Joe Camel

"Goodbye Joe, We Gotta Go, Me-O My-O" - The Death of Joe Camel

They had an open, Crush-Proof casket at Joe Camel's funeral last week. They tried to plump up his hump by stuffing it with rags but sadly, it had shriveled down to the size of a prune. One of those organic, non-sorbate ones. The wonderful lips, ordinarily flaccid and over to one side in Death, had regained their lifelike shape through the use of clever metal hoops. (1) Late nights in smokey clu...

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Funny story: Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony. The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...

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Funny story: EPA Orders Semi Trucks to be Replaced by Camels

EPA Orders Semi Trucks to be Replaced by Camels

Due to environmental concerns and numerous safety violations, President Obama's Environmental Protection Agency has ordered that all semi-tractor trailers in the United States be sent to scrap yards where they will be melted down and recycled.

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Funny story: Oilfield Contaminated By Camel P*ss

Oilfield Contaminated By Camel P*ss

Middle East - The Sandy Bit - Executives from oil giant Batman Petroleum are appealing for crisis talks with Bedouin tribesmen after the announcement that the Ali-Wackum oilfield has been devastatingly contaminated by millions of gallons of camel pis...

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Funny story: Algerian Man Wants To Buy Jade Goody For Two Camels

Algerian Man Wants To Buy Jade Goody For Two Camels

A man in the Algerian city of Oran has said he wants to buy the English girl Jade Goody and he has offered to pay two camels in compensation to her new husband Jack Twede. Mr Tweed is a felon and has agreed the price. Kazim Haddad who is a rich...

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Funny story: Iran has dangerous stockpile of camel dung

Iran has dangerous stockpile of camel dung

"Iran has enough camel dung to give you the hump" said the world's most senior expert in bull dung, who has also studied the difference between bull's and camels. At the third Annual Symposium of Shi'ites (ASS), the spokesman said "Iran having a n...

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Funny story: Algerian Runners Will Be Golden Camels!

Algerian Runners Will Be Golden Camels!

At the Olympics today its expected to be a two-horse race between the Algeria stars Nadjim Manseur and Nabil Madi in the 800 metres race. The two runners were victorious in their first rounds and beat a lot of the expected favorites from Europe an...

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Funny story: Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

In the beautiful North African country of Algeria the government is saying that the price of camels has risen to its highest price ever because of the credit crisis.

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Funny story: Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Newcastle Messiah, Kevin Keegan is finalising plans to have eight Egyptian camels brought to Newcastle for pre season training.

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Funny story: Hot up your sex life! Revolutionary, new "Fountain of Youth" serum created from regurgitated camel saliva

Hot up your sex life! Revolutionary, new "Fountain of Youth" serum created from regurgitated camel saliva

Say goodbye to lonely nights. Say hello to a hot sex life!...

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Funny story: Follow That Camel

Follow That Camel

An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.

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Funny story: Camel owner gets the hump

Camel owner gets the hump

Mr Abel Snodrington (Jr) of Tunbridge Wells today discovered that one of his pet camels humps had appeared on his own back. He discovered it as he was putting down a fresh saucer of milk for his wife.

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