WASHINGTON May 8, 2028 - The final plot of habitable public space in the United States not continuously monitored by a surveillance camera finally came under the eye of the lens today in barren northern Alaska.
Britain's CCTV cameras are useless, said a top TV exec who revealed that only 3% of the footage cameras record is usable for a reality TV documentary.
New sinister black wheelie bins will be given new powers to spy on members of the public.
Britain is fast becoming a Big Brother state, according to the Metro newspaper which is distributed freely to passengers on buses and trains throughout the UK.
It has been revealed today that the Government plans to step up its installation of surveillance cameras around the country.
In a shocking discovery made by intrepid wannabe scientist, Mark Bramwell, it has been found that every single lightbulb in every single house in every single street on every single... Umm every single light bulb contains top secret high-tech govern...
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