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Funny story: CBS' 'The Talk' Repels Viewers Like Oprah In A Thong.

CBS' 'The Talk' Repels Viewers Like Oprah In A Thong.

CBS, who took the bold step of trying to recreate The View for people even stupider than Elizabeth Hasselback, if such a person could exist, has found 'The Talk' is ratings-Kryptonite, driving away viewers in droves. As first revealed on Thespoof,...

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Funny story: CBS: "Laugh Track Cancelled"

CBS: "Laugh Track Cancelled"

In a move designed to attract more viewers to a steady fan base, the CBS network has decided to remove the laugh track from their half-hour sitcoms. "We feel the shows have a certain pious attitude about them," said Leslie Moonves, the preside...

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Funny story: Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster. Rooney, 85, whose witty commentaries were a standard feature on the CBS news show 60 Minutes for decades, was voted America'...

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Funny story: David Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive

David Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive

US chat show host David Letterman has confessed during a recording of his show that he has enjoyed sexual relations with members of his staff, including black males. "I have had sex with men who work for me on this show," he told an audience in Ne...

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Funny story: The Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!

The Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!

The "golden oldie" of soap operas, "The Guiding Light" is finally switching off after a 72-year run that predates the television. CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most other daytime dramas, "Guiding Light" has suffe...

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Funny story: New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...

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Funny story: Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...

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Funny story: McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.

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Funny story: CBS to buy content from Canada

CBS to buy content from Canada

CBS corporation, under the hand of media mogul Sumner Redstone, has announced it's intention to purchase content from Canada.

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Funny story: CBS Resurrects Jericho While ABC Cancels Lost

CBS Resurrects Jericho While ABC Cancels Lost

After being bombarded by nuts, CBS executives scurried back and dug up the undead corpse of Jericho for another season. The dead have returned a few times before in the forms of Cagney and Lacey and Designing Women. Still haunting the dreams of m…

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Funny story: CBS to Release Newest CSI Installment

CBS to Release Newest CSI Installment

Hollywood, CA -- CBS today announced it will launch another CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) spin-off. This time the popular, self-spawning show will take place in Brazil. Get ready for "CSI: Rio de Janeiro".

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

(Hollywood-Florida) He may no longer be the Secretary of Defense, but Donald Rumsfeld is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch of Rumsfeld. Three-year-old Jane Chaucer, who is autistic, drew it. It seems that Jane had not been...

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Funny story: Scooby Doo dies aged 45

Scooby Doo dies aged 45

'Scooby Doo', the well loved character from the long-running American animated television series, was buried today after suddenly dying at the age of 45. His first appearance on our TV screens was in 1970, and his 20-year car...

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