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Funny story: Burnley FC Get Changing Rooms Team In

Burnley FC Get Changing Rooms Team In

After being told that their facilities don't meet Premiership standards, Premiership new boys Burnley FC are to call in the BBC Changing Rooms team, in a bid to get the work done on the cheap. "We're just a small town club," a Burnley Official tol...

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Funny story: Burnley win last 2010 premier league relegation spot

Burnley win last 2010 premier league relegation spot

Wade Elliott's sensational strike ended Burnley's 33-year wait for another relegation from the top flight as they defeated Sheffield United in the Championship play-off final. Elliott scored with a curling 13th-minute strike into the top corner fo...

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Funny story: Burnley FC Caterers Announce Turf Moor Premier League Menu

Burnley FC Caterers Announce Turf Moor Premier League Menu

The rest of the Premier League are in for a real Lancashire treat when they visit Turf Moor next season, according to the club's caterers. Following a successful three year sponsorship deal, the club will be sticking with Holland's Pies, including...

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Funny story: Burnley reach Premier League - Chip Shop owners rub hands in glee!

Burnley reach Premier League - Chip Shop owners rub hands in glee!

Chip shop owners Nationwide were meeting tonight to discuss how best to cope with the anticipated demand in chips from newly promoted Burnley Fans. A Premier League taskforce was also meeting behind closed doors with Balti Pie Kings - Aston Villa...

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Funny story: Burnley Promoted - Holland's Pies Lose Out

Burnley Promoted - Holland's Pies Lose Out

Premiership new boys Burnley FC may be over the moon with their promotion courtesy of a Wade Elliot 13th minute Wembley belter but the dream is over for shirt sponsors Holland's Pies of nearby Baxenden, Lancashire. Holland's three year sponsorship...

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Funny story: Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

With unfashionable Burnley only ninety minutes away from securing Premier League status there was panic in the corridors of footballing power today. The bottom line is that the football authorities do not want Burnley in the Premier League, and wi...

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Funny story: Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

The Metropolitan Police and British Transport Police are preparing for what could be a chaotic weekend should Millwall face Leeds United in the League One Championship final and Preston meet Burnley in the Championship Final. "If Leeds play Millwa...

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Funny story: Wenger "did not zee" entire Arsenal match

Wenger "did not zee" entire Arsenal match

THE ARSENAL manager, Arsene Wenger, was unable to explain his youthful sides defeat to lowly Burnley in tonights Carling Cup quarter-final clash at Turf Moor. When asked if goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski should have done better after he spilled the b...

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Funny story: BNP Intimidation To Blame For Arsenal Exit

BNP Intimidation To Blame For Arsenal Exit

Arsenal FC representatives tonight blamed the BNP and a pan-continental conspiracy on their ignominious exit from the the Carling Cup at the hands of unfashionable underdogs, Burnley. 'It's been hell up here,' an Arsenal official said. 'It's freez...

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Funny story: Burnley Fan Threw Coin At Didier Drogba For Children In Need

Burnley Fan Threw Coin At Didier Drogba For Children In Need

The Burnley fan who threw a coin at Chelsea star Didier Drogba after the Ivory Coaster celebrated his goal in Wednesday's Carling Cup defeat, did so for a very good cause - Children In Need. The fan, who cannot be named for legal reasons, claims h...

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Funny story: Drogba Coining It

Drogba Coining It

Didier Drogba was charged today by the police with criminal damage following the partial demolition of Stamford Bridge, when the Chelsea striker threw his wallet into the stand causing £1m worth of damage. The act of throwing the wallet caused Dro...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba To Face Life Ban For Coin-Throwing

Didier Drogba To Face Life Ban For Coin-Throwing

A bad night at the office, turned into a bad day at the office today, as Chelsea striker Didier Drogba was told he can expect a life ban from English football grounds for throwing a coin into a group of Burnley fans at last night's Carling cuptie, wh...

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Funny story: Chelsea Are Shit

Chelsea Are Shit

Chelsea, the team assembled by Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich at a cost of more than £450million, were humbled by Championship side Burnley in their Carling Cup-tie at Stamford Bridge last night, and their era as one of the top English teams is...

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