A camping equipment company announced today that it has signed a contract with Rush Limbaugh to make the media personality's garments. CEO Sam Solomon said that his company "is uniquely qualified to fabricate Mr. Limbaugh's clothing. Our oversize...
SUNSET HILLS, Missouri - Both combatants in The Battle of The Burger Wars between Burger King vs. McDonald's have called a temporary halt to their 'fast food fighting.' McDonald's has called a truce because their soldiers (employees) can not stop...
MIAMI, FLORIDA - Michael Jackson reportedly purchased Burger King for 1.7 billion dollars this Friday. Making his recovery from plastic surgery, he has a new love for burgers and would "like to be the owner of a place with so many of so many burgers...
DALLAS, TX - Who's got a beef? Mick Donald's, that's who. Never one to be outdone, Mickey D's has introduced a well-timed response to its competitor's angry whopper of a burger - the all new Mad Mac. This double-stacked, mouth-watering, mad as hel...
Burger King's new men's body spray, "Flame, the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat" is being blamed for a mountain lion attack which happened earlier this morning near Blowing Rock. Hans Feltercrack and his wife were hiking The...
On the heels of recent federal action taken against some fast-food restaurants for a lack of nutritional information on product packaging, the Food and Drug Administration is now targeting misleading product names as featured by many of these same fo...
Omaha, Nebraska - In an unlikely event, the actor chosen to play Anakin Skywalker's deaf brother Wayne in an upcoming TV mini-series "The Skywalkers", was Local fry cook Rodney Simon.
CLEVELAND, Ohio (Reuters) -- Nutritionists at the American Dietetic Association have been baffled by a new foodstuff being tested at local McDonald's stores called the "McLove Muffin."...
Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.
"Buy them fresh from the truck, fast frozen or cooked to perfection, our steaks are 100% cruelty free," said spokesman Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.
(Sussex, UK) - Citing a surprising downturn in distressed damsels, dragon attacks, and evil sorcery, The Black Knight has put down his sword and taken a job working the counter at a local Burger King restaurant.
A recent study was conducted to discover the impact the fast food chain McDonalds has on children. The results were surprising.
Hull, UK - 19/06/07. Burger King shares plummetted today with the news that John Prescott had cancelled the long-standing contract to supply food to Prescott Manor.
News reaching us today that Prince Harry is to pass over on his life of royalty and go instead for a career as a trainee manager with fast food giant, Burger King.
The Burger King of Humane Slaughter is the title sought after by multi-billion dollar international fast food giant Burger King!"No more choking or bashing of animals over the heads with clubs! When we murder, we will murder humanely! Anesthesia...
WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCSHAT PRESS) President George Walker Bush was arrested at the White House today based upon clear evidence which surfaced proving that he masterminded 911 Hoax. Secret Service pe...
A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.
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