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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Wins World Record

World's Tallest Building Wins World Record

Throughout recorded history, whenever someone's won a war or where there's been an economic boom and a brief period of fickle confidence, or a major pick up on a National Lottery roll-over, there have been tall pointless structures erected to mark su...

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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung. The...

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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

Abu-Dubai--The world's tallest building--the Burj Dubai--began leaning today and could collapse. The building is 900 meters tall (about 3000 feet) and is in the final stages of completion. Engineers were shocked today to see it begin leaning, alm...

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Funny story: You'll just love our erections

You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.

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Funny story: Man makes holy house of cress

Man makes holy house of cress

It sounds the mutterings of madmen, but in Chiswell, Devon, Charles Ainsworth, 45 has finally completed two years of painstaking work, and completed his house made entirely from CRESS!...

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Funny story: Tetris Builders

Tetris Builders

Builders throughout the world will now receive their training by playing Tetris, rather than on building sites.

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Funny story: G8 Summit: Leaders discuss the Supernatural

G8 Summit: Leaders discuss the Supernatural

Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...the G8 politicians(not to be mistaken for the gay eight politicians), including George Shush, Tony Bliar and Womanmohan Singh(the other half of Sonia Gandhi) met at the Asian building of which we have no clue, but what we do...

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Funny story: Dow Jones Bancroft does a jumper

Dow Jones Bancroft does a jumper

In breaking news this intrepid reporter has just witnessed that Dow Jones Bancroft has jumped from the top of The Wall Street Journal building, and taken the whole family with him. What a tragedy! The New York Stock Exchange will collapse and take the world with it.

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Funny story: Americans Reduced to Building With LEGO Blocks

Americans Reduced to Building With LEGO Blocks

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Nathan Sawaya was a promising lawyer until the Bush administration reduced American business to absolutely nothing. Now he has to build everything out of LEGO blocks. In fact, everything in the room is made of LEGO...

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Funny story: France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's new fast train has smashed the previous fast train record. However, in so doing, it has gone so fast it has accidentally traveled forward in time, like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.

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Funny story: I, ET McCrone will build the Dental Dam!

I, ET McCrone will build the Dental Dam!

New front-runner and only candidate for the post of PrezMimister,leader of the USUK, has proposed the building of what he is calling "The Dental Dam".

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Funny story: Pixelated Horror For Rogue Builder Informant

Pixelated Horror For Rogue Builder Informant

A man who appeared in the Channel 4's Rogue Builders programme, and blew the gaffe on his boss, Mr. Ron Twosugars (Building Contractor), has suffered long term damage from the pixelation he received to hide his true identity.

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Funny story: Can he fix it? No he can't!

Can he fix it? No he can't!

The Spoof can reveal that kiddies favourite Bob the Builder is nothing more than a cowboy and chancer.

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Funny story: Stud finder finds stud in wall

Stud finder finds stud in wall

Mark Armond, 34 and a hairdresser by day, was shocked today by the results of using a tool which had heretofore never affected his day to day hammering.

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Funny story: Missing Spoof Writer spotted throughout the West

Missing Spoof Writer spotted throughout the West

Seattle, Washington - "She was wearing a blonde wig, and had no make-up on, but, we could tell it was her. We surprised her when we called her by name, and she ran screaming from the building."...

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Funny story: Pentecostal Interprets Terrorist Threat

Pentecostal Interprets Terrorist Threat

SACREMENTO -- Sallie Ploss isn't an FBI agent, or a linguistics expert, but her preternatural gift helped foil a terrorist plot last month to blow up California's State Petunia Garden near the state's capitol building. According to loca...

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Funny story: Superdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior

Superdome Offers Rare Glimpse of Early Human Social Behavior

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The Superdome is offering Paleontologists a rare glimpse at what life was like for early hominids such as Neanderthal. As more and more refugees flock to the building scientists are becoming more and more excited about the a...

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