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Funny story: Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...

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Funny story: Brixton stallholder's fury at Osborne 'pasty' tax

Brixton stallholder's fury at Osborne 'pasty' tax

London - An Electric Avenue jerk hut proprietor has spoken of his dismay at the new 20% VAT hike on hot takeaway food. "Damn tax on munchies in this time of adversities," Sammy Aikliss grumbled tonight, "filthy thievin Tory bastards is poachin the...

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Funny story: Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget. "One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...

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Funny story: Pensioners Better Off

Pensioners Better Off

Contrary to alarmist headlines in the media Pensioners have gained immensely from the Budget. Fuller analysis of the measures adopted by George Osbore has shown that those who suggested Pensioners suffered to pay for the tax cut for the very rich...

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Funny story: West Ham Beat Government 2-0

West Ham Beat Government 2-0

In the dullest football match ever endured at Upton Park West Ham secured a 2-0 win over the Government. This was due to two own goals scored by Government Right Back George Osbore. The own goals were so gruesome they are now prize exhibits on the...

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Funny story: New Budget a Winner

New Budget a Winner

In an initiative that has been welcomed in the City the Government has brought in a scheme first proposed by City financier Ken Splurge. It rewards thieves who have successfully fooled the tax authorities about their winnings. As these thieves hav...

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Funny story: Late UK budget details released

Late UK budget details released

Some of the finer details of the British budget that weren't previously announced by the Chancellor because he had to be home for lunch have now been released by the Treasury. It was confirmed that dead people will no longer qualify for pension re...

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Funny story: Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory. The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...

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Funny story: Shades of Robert Maxwell/Trinity Mirror scam as Chancellor George Osborne eyes £28bn Royal Mail pension pot

Shades of Robert Maxwell/Trinity Mirror scam as Chancellor George Osborne eyes £28bn Royal Mail pension pot

London - The old KGB/Mossad fraudster famously bankrupted Mirror Group pensioners of their retirement earnings in a scam now being resuscitated by UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. A huge £28bn Post Office pensions nest egg is due to...

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Funny story: Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

London - Some spectral hexoplasm shaped like a sleepwalking Kate Middleton has slid out from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies stark raving bonkers. The apparition emanated in the monarch's bedchamber close to midnight after a tr...

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Funny story: Chancellor to deliver Autumnwatch Statement

Chancellor to deliver Autumnwatch Statement

London - An anonymous Whitehall tweet has confirmed that there'll be bad news about badgers, split beavers and louse hatchlings - all rumored to feature in George Osborne's Autumnwatch Statement in the Commons tomorrow. The Chancellor will discuss...

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Funny story: Spain Travel Advice Warning by Govenrment

Spain Travel Advice Warning by Govenrment

The Coalition Government has warned UK citizens against "all but essential" travel to Spain, after 50 years of British holidaymakers flooding the main Spanish resorts. Prime Minister David Cameron, determined to get some positive publicity after a...

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Funny story: Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint. The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime. That cr...

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Funny story: UK Budget Summary

UK Budget Summary

The Chancer of the Exchequer has just sat down after making his budget statement. In his statement, the Chancer said "this is my budget statement", receiving great applause from the hordes of sleeping MP's who had gathered in Westminster to hand i...

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Funny story: A Masterchev Guide to: Budget Cuts

A Masterchev Guide to: Budget Cuts

George Osbourne's released his areas where he's going to be saving the pennies. Here's our guide of where he SHOULD have taxed and why. * The Pork Pie industry has been supplying John Prescott and co with comfort for many years. With Johnny P. out of office, he can buy them like the rest of us from Morrisons for a fiver. * Big City Bankers should face a huuuuuge tax on their expensive cars a...

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Funny story: Budget To Cost 1.3 Million Jobs In Austerity Purge

Budget To Cost 1.3 Million Jobs In Austerity Purge

Sources are claiming that the Con-Dem government alliance budget will cost something in the region of 1.3 million - primarily public sector - jobs, as it attempts to slash the national debt at any cost. In order to get the money rolling in again.

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Funny story: Disabled pigeons saved in Budget

Disabled pigeons saved in Budget

Along with the international aid, Pigeon recuperation has been a surprise winner in the emergency election budget. George Osbourne stated - "I want to build a mini Chelsea Hospital for these wonderful birds. I shedded a tear when I saw one limping...

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