There were ugly scenes at Heathrow airport as picketing British Airways trolley dollies clashed with police. The angry cabin crew, who were protesting about changes to pay and staffing levels, were furious when police turned up wearing the same co...
(Defecated News) In a shocking move in the ongoing chess game between crew and management, London-based BA cabin staff last night hijacked one of their toy planes in the waiting area at Terminal 5. The 1/10th scale Boeing 767 model was broken into...
The annual exodus of escaping Brits wishing to avoid dry Turkey dinners, brussel sprouts, vile stuffing, disgusting Christmas pudding, the stormy , wet , windy weather and their kids sitting like Zombies on their X Boxes, Playstations and new mobile...
There was absolute mayhem in Middlesex this morning, when a passenger flight attempted to land at Heathrow Airport's third runway, approximately two years before it has been built. The plane, a British Airways 747 on a flight from Tokyo, taxied ar...
Paris, France - Looking to save on the rising cost of energy, BA just successfully tested their new "Jet Man" single passenger extremely frugal economy class flight today. Pushed out of an airplane mid-flight over the English Channel at an altitu...
British Airways is putting the final touches to long haul for passengers at its recently opened fiasco, Terminal 5. Destinations to be included are New York, New York (so good they named it twice), Beijing where you have to be careful a tank doesn...
They may run shed 5 at Heathrow a little terminally, but nevertheless, British Airways are poised to unleash the mobi-morons on the weary sky traveller this summer. Now, nowhere will be safe from chattering classes glued to their handsets - those who won't be able to survive even the most normal, off-limit phone kiosk in the sky to loudly announce to their significant other "Hi Honey.....
British Airways has reacted to its seemingly unending problems at its new £4.3billion facility Terminal 5, by publishing an advisory booklet for passengers who may have tried to travel from T5, entitled What...
Just last week British Airways launched its new web site eBA to sell all of the misplaced bags and their contents rather than find their rightful owners. Now BA has...
Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion state-of-the-art facility at Heathrow Airport, that was shut down earlier this week when it transpired that its checking-in system didn't work, is to hold a sale of all unclaimed baggage
Heathrow Airport was a scene of utter chaos this morning after it was announced that Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion facility opened to passengers just yesterday, was to close with immediate effect.
BA and airport partners BAA have hailed the success of their latest baggage losing technology in Terminal 5 at Heathrow today.
British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.
A team of GCSE Business Studies students from Basildon Comprehensive School have today revealed how they were sensationally snubbed by the company. The group of 14 & 15 year olds last week contacted Ryanair with plans to slash their...
The British Airways pilot who saved the lives of 151 crew by bouncing his 150,000 ton Boeing 777 over Heathrow's perimeter fence, adjusted his cravat, finished his cup of tea and ejaculated, "Dashed bumpy landing there, what...
British Airways who in the past have been one of the World's Favourite Airlines has found a way to win back public support after Ryanair won the 2007 World's Favourite Airline Title earlier this week.
British Airways is to bring back the Supersonic Concorde, that last flew in October 2003, after spending upwards of £500 million on refurbishing the previously moth-balled aircraft.
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