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Funny story: Local Man Denies Involvement In Ronan Parke BGT Twitter Vote Rigging Allegations

Local Man Denies Involvement In Ronan Parke BGT Twitter Vote Rigging Allegations

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was lying low tonight, fearful that he may inadvertently become involved in the Britain's Got Talent/Ronan Parke vote rigging allegations, which prompted Simon Cowell to bring in the police. Friends say that Shuttleco...

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Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent

Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet. Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir. P...

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Funny story: Future News: Britain's Got Talent Panel Replaced by JudgeBots

Future News: Britain's Got Talent Panel Replaced by JudgeBots

(Published 2016) LONDON URBEM - After the Great Media Crash of 2012, many studios are cutting back. ITV's Britain's Got Talent is no different. This year, the show will replace the judges on the panel with Panasonic JudgeBots, running Google's A...

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Funny story: "Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

"Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

Britain's Got Talent crew members, including presenters Ant and Dec, and judges Michael McIntyre and Amanda Holden took advantage of a break from watching some bloke who wasn't Ashley Cole take off several pairs of underpants in order to display a bi...

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Funny story: Britain's Got No Talent

Britain's Got No Talent

As the new series springs into life, it's all change for the hit show 'Britain's Got Talent'. The New Presenting team of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre, alongside the returning Amanda Holden haven't proved quite as popular as producers hope...

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Funny story: Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent

Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent

A 5 year old cat from Wembley is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent after performing a stand up routine featuring several hilarious impressions. 'He's fantastic' squealed new judge Michael Mcintyre. 'The moment he walked on stage I just cou...

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Funny story: UK Budget Summary

UK Budget Summary

The Chancer of the Exchequer has just sat down after making his budget statement. In his statement, the Chancer said "this is my budget statement", receiving great applause from the hordes of sleeping MP's who had gathered in Westminster to hand i...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Feels That She May Be Losing Her "Socks" Appeal

Susan Boyle Feels That She May Be Losing Her "Socks" Appeal

BLACKBURN, West Lothian, Scotland - Susan Boyle, one of the towns most famous citizens recently met with a reporter for The Tickety Boo News and spoke about her career. She stated that it has been a fairy tale story but with some emotional, physical, mental, and even geographical roller coaster ups and downs. SuBo, as everyone except for Louis Walsh and Britney Spears, calls her, stated that...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's Tripoli two-step - with props!

Gaddafi's Tripoli two-step - with props!

A recent defector from Colonel Gaddafi's regime is said to have revealed that there was a connection between the umbrella the colonel was using a few days ago and the later urgings he was giving to his remaining followers to dance in the streets of T...

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Funny story: Unknown woman to host UK Lottery

Unknown woman to host UK Lottery

The BBC, in which every UK household has a £150 share in order to ensure the director general Mark "bound to soon be a sir or maybe even a lord" Thompson has a huge salary and gives the public wonderful repeats, has decided that, with the impending r...

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Funny story: ITV Announces Another Dumb-Ass Talent Show

ITV Announces Another Dumb-Ass Talent Show

LONDON - ITV, the channel to watch when there's nothing on the BBC, has promised its low IQ demographic another series of Britain's Got Talentz and Shiz. The new series will air pretty soon on ITV, around March. Great, just enough time to buy a s...

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Funny story: Wagner Carrilho Rehearsing For Britain's Got Talent Auditions

Wagner Carrilho Rehearsing For Britain's Got Talent Auditions

Skoob Entertainment News has just learned that X-Factor reject novelty comedy singing act, Wagner Carrilho is wasting no time in letting the grass grow under his feet by rehearsing furiously for the upcoming series of Britain's Got Talent. Wacky W...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to become judge on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

Susan Boyle to become judge on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

Simon Cowell confirmed today that Susan Boyle would replace Amanda Holden, as the female judge on the next series of 'Britain's Got Talent'. Holden (39), regrets that she will be unavailable for the next series, as she pursues other career opportu...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Pictures posted on the internet showing the vagina of Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle, have largely been ignored by fans, it's been reported. The photos, showing a dry, hairy, grey clam with myriad folds of flabby white skin, have drawn...

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Funny story: Britain Has Talent Winners Faked It

Britain Has Talent Winners Faked It

Gymnastic Dance Troupe "Spellbinder" is in disgrace today after it was revealed they faked their winning performance. It has been known for years that many pop idols do not perform live on stage, but mime along to flawless backing tapes. However,...

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Funny story: Spelbound beat Terence and Philip from Southpark in Britain's Got Talent Final

Spelbound beat Terence and Philip from Southpark in Britain's Got Talent Final

A group of gymnasts from Kent were celebrating last night after outperforming Terence and Philip from Southpark in the Britain's Got Talent 2010 grand final. The foul-mouthed Canadian duo from the popular cartoon wore the letters 'T' and 'P' on th...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

LONDON - The 13-man gymnastic dance troupe Spelbound has been crowned winners of the 2010 Britain's Got Talent competition. Judge Simon Cowell said that he had never seen so much sweat in his entire life. Amanda Holden said that while they were pe...

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