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Funny story: Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

A study conducted by the World Health Organization has revealed that most men in China are not aware of the fact that female breasts were meant for breast-feeding infants. Only 2 percent of respondents had any knowledge of female anatomy assuming...

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Funny story: Breastfeeding should be 'the law', says supermodel

Breastfeeding should be 'the law', says supermodel

Brazillian supermodel Gisele Bundchen put a smile on the face of red blooded men everywhere when she said that breast feeding should be "the law". In an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, the world's highest paid supermodel said "I think bre...

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Funny story: Islamic 'Nutty" professor say's breastfeeding women dressed in burkas can also feed adult males?!

Islamic 'Nutty" professor say's breastfeeding women dressed in burkas can also feed adult males?!

An amazing fatwa has been issued by an Egyptian Islamic professor claiming he spoke to the prophet Mohammed and he told him: "burka clad women breastfeeding their babies can also breastfeed adult men?" Now, most normal, modern people would suggest...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Labour party spin doctors have announced what might prove to be a highly controversial tactic in an attempt to show Gordon Brown in a family friendly light and which will, they hope, counteract the widely held perception he is an ill-mannered grumpy...

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Funny story: Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

A storm of protest has greeted the announcement of the inaugural "Extreme Breast Feeding" World championships scheduled for August of next year. Event organisers have described the week long festival as a celebration of the unbreakable bond betwee...

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Funny story: Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow - A Moscow teen, Svetlana Borskovicovich, who found a way to upload her breast milk to the internet, has been awarded a Nobel prize in physics. Said the Nobel committee, "...the ability for a female to upload their breast milk online and su...

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Funny story: Octo Mom Arrested for Breast Feeding Brood while Driving and Talking on Cell Phone!

Octo Mom Arrested for Breast Feeding Brood while Driving and Talking on Cell Phone!

San Francisco,CA/ Mother Earth News - The California Highway patrol stopped and arrested a mother of Octuplets for breast feeding her brood while driving 65 mph in the breakdown lane of a busy freeway, and talking to her publicist on a cell phone.

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Funny story: Ugly protests sour Milf Milk launch

Ugly protests sour Milf Milk launch

'Milf Milk' was launched today amidst howls of derision from seemingly tens of thousands of ugly women.

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Funny story: Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Göttingen, Germany (Associated Content) - In a show of partnership, Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week (WBW) -- to be officially celebrated from August 1st through 7th.

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Funny story: TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

Washington, D.C. - After several years of lobbying Washington, the shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist association today successfully got the TSA to lift its ban against lighters and breast milk. The ban will be lifted on August 4, 2007, givin...

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Funny story: Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Women who prefer to breastfeed their babies and young children will soon be able to do so in public, after the Government passed a new bill yesterday.

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