HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...
"They call it a Wonder Bra because when I take it off, Freddie wonders where my boobs went. - Sarah Michelle Gellar Wonder Bra, a subsidiary completely owned and operated by Wonder Bread ("We build sound bodies 12 different ways") is designed to l...
Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
MILWUAKEE, WI - Marcy Skowronski, 87, the owner of Holler House, Milwaukee's finest bar-cum-bowling alley, didn't count just on tenpins and pitchers of beer to fill out her bottom line. She also depends heavily-some say "top-heavily"-upon...
Large breasted women everywhere can now finally rejoice. For a long time, women of limited cleavage have been able to buy push up bras to bring them more in line with the perceived national average. The perceived national average is two cup sizes...
The Bra Burning Coalition, the militant wing of the Feminism Movement, which is the political arm of Woman's Lib, which is a small book-store in Cambridge, is looking for a new venue for their annual Bra Burning. "We've been burning bras in Burnle...
Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
Sparks and Mensa, the shop for the intelligentsia, have revealed that this year's surprise hit clothing product has been bras for men. "We were very surprised," said Mark Spencer, advertising vice president for Sparks and Mensa, or S&M as they...
For many years, the USA has had the largest bra of any country with a whopping AAA bra size. (When measuring the bra size of a country, you measure from above the nipple, so AAA is the largest size, CCC is the smallest). But recent cash problems h...
Dublin - Old HM Saggy-Boobs - as her hosts called her at Dublin Castle tonight - is in need of a major uplift. And hydraulically-engineered hoists should be built into her droopy 40GG-cup bra 'to stop the boobs dangling below elbow height'. "To...
Madrid, Spain - Luisa del Rivero y Cuernavaca, a student archaeologist from the University of Ponce De Leon has made an astounding discovery which turns on its head all previous theories about prehistoric cave women. It has been a widely accep...
HOLLYWOOD - The world of television marketing and sales is an extremely lucrative business. Popular TV shows can lead to the production of show related products that can make the owners of the shows quite rich, or rather much richer than they already...
MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish. Ryan turned three shades of shocking pink. He giggled...
Long-standing and widely respected support group 'IBTC' has today recorded a 70% drop in membership, prompting a call for a mass recruitment drive. Speaking at a conference yesterday, International IBT Committee Leader Tiffany Jones blames attitud...
Bra sales at big girls' underwear stores like Bravissimo are set to rocket as top totty TV cook Nigella Lawson began a new TV series last night. Ms Lawson's new series, Nigella Kitchen, launched a 13-week run with an episode featuring such delight...
MAINLAND, China - It's not every day you have a man thinking about how to take the stress off a woman's nipples and liberating them, but that is precisely what a male Chinese inventor by the name of Hung Low Le in the small town of Chengdu has on his...
Since Victoria Secret launched its new line of the Miraculous Push-Up, women and transvestites across the US have been rushing to their local VS store or perusing the selections on their website. This bra not only has the ability to increase your bu...
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