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Funny story: Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.

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Funny story: Bonkettes In Crisis - Give Them An Inch...

Bonkettes In Crisis - Give Them An Inch...

The sexiest girl band in the world, the Bonkettes are reportedly a band in crisis following events at the Sydney leg of their current world tour. It appears that Bonkettes drummer, Fanny Tickler had tipped her hat at UK rapper, The Full Inch, aka...

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Funny story: South Carolina Battens Down Hatches On Rumours Skoob & The Bonkettes Scheduled to "Blow into Town"

South Carolina Battens Down Hatches On Rumours Skoob & The Bonkettes Scheduled to "Blow into Town"

Rumours, lies, and palatable fear circulate about this economically distressed beach town, residents paranoid that the first real Hurricane of the Season may soon hit the shore in the form of the outrageous female Rock Group, The Bonkettes. De...

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Funny story: Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Wow! They did it again! Earlier this evening the sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes, rocked the socks off Sydney with a mind-blowing show at the legendary Sydney Opera House. Some critics wondered if the girls could possibly recover fr...

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Funny story: Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

It's just been announced that UK rapper The Full Inch is to fly to Sydney, Australia to meet with sexy girl band the Bonkettes with a view to a guest spot at the Sydney Opera House leg of the band's world tour. Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow to...

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Funny story: Bonkettes Flop In North Korea - Kim Jong Il Not Amused

Bonkettes Flop In North Korea - Kim Jong Il Not Amused

The Bonkettes, probably the sexiest girl-band on the planet experienced something new tonight here in Pyongyang, affectionately nicknamed 'Ping-Pong-Bing-Bong' by locals, as they performed to a selected audience in 'The People's Glorious Missile Hang...

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Funny story: Bonkettes Blow Rio Away

Bonkettes Blow Rio Away

The sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes today blew Rio De Janiero away with a stunning performance, made all the more remarkable by the fact that at one point, things threatened to take an ugly turn, before the girls at last emerged triump...

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Funny story: Rio Goes Mental As It Wins The 2016 Olympics The Bonkettes Fly In For Maracana Gig

Rio Goes Mental As It Wins The 2016 Olympics The Bonkettes Fly In For Maracana Gig

The Brazilian city of Rio De Janiero went absolutely mental yesterday as it was confirmed as host city for the 2016 Olympic Games, and girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at the airport for their Maracana Stadium sell out gig. Crowds we...

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Funny story: Bonkettes More Popular Than Jesus Claims Singer BJ Swallow

Bonkettes More Popular Than Jesus Claims Singer BJ Swallow

New York City - On the opening leg of their world stadium tour, the Bonkettes wowed 60,000 cynical New Yorkers as they played Shea Stadium. Hysteria ruled as the planet's favourite girl band ploughed through their raunchy set and the stage was pel...

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Funny story: Bonkettes Appoint New Drummer - Fanny Tickler Over The Moon

Bonkettes Appoint New Drummer - Fanny Tickler Over The Moon

Drummer, Fanny Tickler was today reported to be 'over the moon' after being taken on by top girl band The Bonkettes, mainly due to her skills with the brushes. Fanny, 22 from Sellyoak in the West Midlands was said to be "deloighted" by the appoint...

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