Question: How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Five, one to hold the light bulb and four to spin the ladder around! Recently a friend emailed me several Blonde jokes, including the one above. I first heard this "dumb" joke in the playgrounds of the 1940s, but they weren't Blondes who were spinning the ladder around. Back then the "they" were Americans of certai...
LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...
TARZANA - Noted film star Charlize Theron was recently spotted visiting The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. The very attractive actress says that she loves spending time at the zoo because it brings back childhood memories of when she wa...
LOS ANGELES - Cat Deeley, the host of the reality show So You Think You Can Dance was recently spotted having a nice quiet dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. The 5-foot-9-inch tall reality show host was asked by F...
ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...
A while back some guy in Japan wrote a story about a man who was picked at random to be famous for absolutely no reason. Just to be famous for existing on earth. And guess what happened to him? He was featured on bill boards, televison and radio a...
Beleaguered Downing Street staffers today promised an immediate (or as soon as we can get around to it) inquiry into the circumstances surrounding the almost legendary "Mystery Blonde" who is on the verge of attaining legendary status. Following t...
As speculation runs rife and Britain's tabloid press outbid each other in offering huge rewards as to the identity of the mysterious 'Mystery Blonde' - who has been spotted at several English locations in the last day - singer and rhyming slang star...
As gentle drizzle sporadically rained down on Silverstone this afternoon, German F1 ace, Sebastian Vettel, alarmingly for Red Bull, almost lost it taking Stow Corner. Eye witnesses stated that Vettel appeared to momentarily lose control, before re...
The mystery blonde woman, who has been the subject of so much press speculation all over the world in the past month or so, has apparently been sighted heading towards Silverstone, ahead of tomorrow's F1 British Grand Prix. London man, Tommy Sherm...
There was some confusion today among commuters arriving at Basingstoke Station, as they found themselves confronted by a mystery blonde woman in the ticket hall, acting strangely. The woman, suspected to be the mystery blonde who has recently been...
Unconfirmed reports are presently indicating that the mysterious mystery blonde woman, last seen walking across a car park at Portsmouth Ferry Port, has just been seen at Aldi's on West Street, in Fareham, Hants. One Aldi customer swore that the w...
The mystery blonde woman who has been spotted all over the world in the past month, was apparently spotted on board a cross channel ferry, sailing from Cherbourg to Portsmouth last night. Several witnesses reported seeing the blonde woman in the b...
Much consternation prevalent in the Hampshire town of Basingstoke today, following news that Polish employment agency worker Katja Smegma has dyed her hair blonde. Katja, who once possessed quite alluring chestnut brown locks, arrived for work thi...
In an attempt to recapture some of the dwindling tourist trade, the Governor of the state of Louisiana has begun a new ad campaign. Instead of saying the the state's beaches are polluted due to the BP oil crisis, they are advertised as being "self-o...
It is now a fact, Blonde women and those who dye their hair blond are not dumb, Marilyn you've been pardoned, oo boob ee doo! A survey by US scientists in California confirmed this fact stating: "Blond women are definitely not dumb or "Suckers"...
Eleanor Gobbard, the lesbian jazz trumpet teacher jailed this week for seducing a pupil gave National Breast Appreciation Day a big thumbs up from the confines of her prison cell. "Breasts are wonderful," the jazz trumpet teacher told us. "And loo...
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