The latest applelet from MyWay Apps is set to be a godsend to the fifteen percent of the world's population that suffers from anomalous trichromacy, or colour blindness. The app, iCanSeeClearlyNow, makes use of the iPhone 4's extraordinary camera...
A 12 year old boy from Romford who is deaf, dumb and blind came a disappointing last in the annual Essex under 18's ParaPinball Championship. Robert Dultry entered the competition hoping to emulate the achievements of the character from the rock o...
Thousands of blind fans piled into a football stadium in London to watch England play China in the blind football world cup. The ball has hundreds of tiny ball bearings inside so that players can hear it. The pitch is smaller than a regular sized...
The blind have had their prayers answered. Well, all right not quite - because we assume that their prayers would involve something about them getting their sight back. But they have had their "back up" prayers answered. As of last week there is a ne...
A Scottish blind man was arrested and briefly detained today after his seeing eye dog was observed crapping under a bush in a wooded area outside of Renfrow, Scotland. According to a council warden in charge of investigating such things as 'does...
A UK soldier has received a new device that allows him to see using his tongue. Spoof's science correspondent told us, "The device which looks like a pair of super cool sunglasses uses the tongue to interpret complex things and then translate light i...
Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Fr...
Mrs. Cecilia Scoggins, wife of Farmer John Scoggins, has been arrested on charges of cruelty to animals. The police report states that on September 31st, Mrs. Scoggins apprehended three blind mice in her kitchen and cut off their tails with a carvin...
Bangkok-Actor David Carradine thought nothing of it when he hired blind muscle builder Igor Slopsinsky (Slo-Pinsk-e)for his personal assistant. Helping those less fortunate came easily for the famous actor, who in the past has hired a vertically chal...
The University of Trousersnake Creek 's Eye, Nose and Ear Institute has lent scientific validity to the concept that intense sexual activity, such as masturbating 3-4 times a day, can cause blindness - at least temporarily. Dr. Donald Lincoln repo...
The government today gave blind people a clear signal. The level of disability allowance that blind people received would now be the same as those who could not walk. This is because blind people walk into everything and take as long to get about as...
Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father (Harry has 2 daddy's) has been thrown out of his home in Ireland by his fathers. This news comes following a spate of incide...
Dick Dick, brother to Harry Dick, blind and born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father (he has 2 daddy's) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for handling the 'balls' of h...
Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for 'accidentally' urinating on his Parent craft teacher. Mr Gabrie...
Nome, Alaska - While training for next year's Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, legally blind musher Rocky Zorass mistakenly took a wrong turn and drove his team of dogs into the snowmobile of former future vice-presidential spouse hopeful, Todd Palin.
John sat down to last night to eat a sumptuous meal inspired by a TV cookery show. The chefs on the show had used poussin (a small chicken) as their main ingredient, but poor John, who is not only blind but also hard of hearing, misheard the ingre...
Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-brid father (not a typo) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for turning up to his Parentcraft lesson wearing banana...
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