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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay Bitch Slapped on Hell's Kitchen

Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on her grilled chicken were not in a per...

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Funny story: Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Sexist Britain - Letting the bitch know whos boss

Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humourous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really want to plough on with this article, hoping, yearning, almost praying that it will give you an excuse to behave like the belligerent, misogynistic, self-satisfying prick you know and pretend to despise. Yo...

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Funny story: Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

Woman With Bee In Her Bonnet Gets Her Comeuppance

A Sussex woman who constantly displayed an attitude of arrogance, and who was described as having "a bee in her bonnet", has received her comeuppance, and been brought back down to earth with a severe bump. The woman, Violet Brash, from Brighton,...

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Funny story: Woman with Two Mouths and Huge Ears Can Gossip and Bitch at Same Time

Woman with Two Mouths and Huge Ears Can Gossip and Bitch at Same Time

A woman born with a rare genetic disease which has left her with two mouths and satellite dish sized ears has terrorized her local community by spreading malicious gossip and rumors.

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Funny story: The Bitch Had Three Mommies

The Bitch Had Three Mommies

Everyone knows that Lassie had several husbands (Jeff and Timmy being the most notable) but how many of you knew she had three mothers?...

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Funny story: I can't stand Bitches

I can't stand Bitches

I rarely refer to a woman as a "bitch". The only time I do so is when the woman desperately deserves it.

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Funny story: The Liar, the Bitch and the Warlord

The Liar, the Bitch and the Warlord

Following his humiliating defeat in the Iraqi War, Saddam Hussein spent many hours in his jail cell pondering his fate. During this time he was urged to write of his life and experiences and our top reporter managed to get a sneak preview.

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Funny story: That Poison Control Bitch Dissed My Baby Daddy

That Poison Control Bitch Dissed My Baby Daddy

Hey it's me Anise, just wantin' ta warn ya'll and tell ya'll what happen ta me and Cadre th'other day.

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Funny story: God to put humanity up for lease due to record low fundraising

God to put humanity up for lease due to record low fundraising

Today God Almighty announced that due to record low fundraising he is forced to put up humanity up for lease or possible sale. "It just costs too much, I mean the lighting bill up here is a real Bitch" God said in his east Haven penthouse.

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Funny story: Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

A recent poll from the Defence Department of Statistics (DDS) has concluded the number one difficulty of being a homosexual in America, is deciding who will assume the 'bitch' role in the relationship.

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Funny story: Playing Clarinet with a bitch

Playing Clarinet with a bitch

I was 8 years old when I began to play the clarinet. I was forced to by my mother, another one of her passing phases for her to accomplish her dreams through me.

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