1) Keep it in your garden to prevent the ingress of Jehovah's Witnesses, wandering minstrels, excommunicated heretics, Mormons and stray domestic fowls (this is not a suitable use of a wandering bishop, who will tend to stray from his post, though auxiliary and retired bishops will be content to stand in your garden).
The small seaside community of Bournemouth is still rocking from what dozens of witnesses claim were "mysterious lights" seen over their skies in June of 2007. A team of experts from the British Occult Ley Line Organisation & Xylophonists h...
Hollywood's new star checked in for an interview with our Rogan Bishop. Beckham is rumoured to have had wood during the whole interview.
Most recently, a UFO that was described as being a "mile wide" was spotted over the skies of the Channel Islands by local residents, however this was not the first such sighting. Hardly a month ago "mysterious lights" were seen ov...
Victims in church abuse cases involving Church of England churches are calling for further investigations into possible similar offences in the past.
New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.
Churches all around the world have always managed to avoid the difficult question, Does God exist? Well, there's no more squirming away from it now, the gaff has been well and truly blown. Under years of mounting pressure the Reverend B Bumbles o...
Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...
London - (Ass Mess): The Bishop of Southfork, the Rt Ravin Tom Butler, has blamed spooky pranksters for spiking his drinks at an Irish Embassy Xmas shindig last week that led to him being found naked in the back of a rolls-royce next morning by bemu...
Rome - The bottom finally caved in for Team USA Basketball last night when Bishop John "Giuseppi" Cantonelli poured in a 15m (47-ft) shot at the end of regulation to send the US squad to their 6th loss in as many outings on the pre-Olympic to...
Blues legend has been found well after an absence of more than two weeks. He is reported to be working as a bishop in southern Mississippi.
The Church today attempted to defend its actions against gay people, after yesterday savagely tearing into them. As one bishop attempted to explain:...
Shelley Bishop, 43, recently broke a promise to her nine year old niece by driving through a newly made tunnel at Stanbourne mountain, instead of 'coming round' it, as she had otherwise indicated.
"Enough of these racial slurs!" cries affronted bishop.
Police were called early today to the vicarage of the church of Donny in the Wold amid reports that the resident vicar, Father Seamus O'Flannigan, had sunk his teeth into the Bishop of Brighton's bottom.
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