Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...
Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...
BIRMINGHAM & LONDON - In a surprising move today, the BBC and Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. will move their base of operation to the city of Birmingham. Many other media outlets, such as ITV and EMI Music will also move. "We're sick of London...
BIRMINGHAM - A new Ministry of Transport report confirms what everbody has been doing since the 1960s. Honking horns, shouting profanities at other drivers, revving engines do move traffic along faster. The report analysed over 250 miles of motorw...
Certain areas of Birmingham, UK, with majorities of Muslim inhabitants, have decided to ban CCTV cameras because they feel it is an infringement on their privacy and "The Great One" doesn't want to be spied on! Now as we know Birmingham is actuall...
According to the latest BBC report, London, Birmingham and Manchester constitute 'two cities', not, as is commonly thought, three. The news came during an article on the BBC's website about the US singer Chris Brown, who had been refused a visa to...
The archaeological community was buzzing this morning following the discovery of some lumps of wood here at Langley Hill, just a stone's throw away from the busy M6 motorway. Local Time Team fan, Chester Duggit, 67, a retired panel beater from Cas...
Mother Teresa, the prune faced nun with the heart of gold and the slightly right wing tendencies is not dead. Reports that she had died were a mistake. She was just asleep, but when you look like her it's difficult to tell sometimes. Mo' T (as she...
A planned demonstration in Birmingham against literacy and being a bit "fey", by The Ignorance Defence League, resulted in angry clashes with teachers and librarians at the weekend. Gangs of men and youths, whom Police believe may be latent homose...
A shopping centre has been evacuated and more than 30 people treated by paramedics following a fumes incident. Medics were called to The Bullring Shopping Centre in Birmingham after staff and shoppers complained of feeling dizzy and nauseous. A su...
ITV bosses have spotted an area of crime drama that they have yet to cover, and are moving quickly to fill the gap. With the rest fo the British Isles covered, from PC Plum in the Shetlands, to Bergerac in the Channel Islands, there is not an area...
A Jumbo jet made a successful landing at Newark International Airport much to the relief of passengers and crew. The flight from London Heathrow was plagued with problems from take off claimed shaken crew members due mainly to the fact that they w...
Birmingham man, Mr Jimsong Yoyo was recovering at home after being chased by a pack of hyenas. A visibly shaken Mr Yoyo recounted how he had been forced to flee from the wild African predators following a night out in the city centre. 'I'd been...
Despite Jon Carew's storming performance last Saturday at Wigan after coming off the bench, Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill is reportedly still livid at the striker's wild- boy antics last week. Carew, unable to play in the preceding UEFA cup...
Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.
People who work in the Public Sector seem to be under stress and have to meet a certain quota laid down by their employers. Take Traffic Wardens for instance; it has long been believed that they are paid on a commission basis - i.e. the more tickets they issue, the more they get paid. It would seem that can give extra tickets for vehicle condition etc. - they have now become
Police are urgently appealing for any information whatsoever after several kids in a phonebox rang through and reported seeing a flying pig over Birmingham this afternoon.
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