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Funny story: Bush Autobiography Rejected By Publisher

Bush Autobiography Rejected By Publisher

The finished draft of former Presidents Bush's autobiography was rejected by the publishing house that offered him several million dollars for it. The manuscript was sent back to him for reworking. A spokesman from the publisher commented: "The...

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Funny story: JK Rowlings "Henri Paul" - Biography launched to critical acclaim

JK Rowlings "Henri Paul" - Biography launched to critical acclaim

Who would have thought that JK Rowling would follow up her last Harry Potter Book "Harry Potter stark bollock naked and a horse" with a blockbuster of a biography about Mohamed Al Fayed's Cheuffeur Henri Paul? At a packed venue in New York the gre...

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Funny story: George W. Bush $7 Million Autobiography Completed

George W. Bush $7 Million Autobiography Completed

Much to the amazement of the literary world and the public at large, the one thousand page George W. Bush autobiography has been completed ahead of schedule. With several working titles, the former President settled on: The Audacity Of My Success! As...

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Funny story: Billy Mays' Autobiography Riddled With Exclamation Points

Billy Mays' Autobiography Riddled With Exclamation Points

Billy Mays, the infomercial sensation, is planning to release an autobiography later in the year. His stellar beard, colorful wrist wear, and booming voice has helped companies sell millions of products ranging from household cleaning, to kitchen cle...

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Funny story: Hollywood Hires Actor to Portray Obama in Biopic

Hollywood Hires Actor to Portray Obama in Biopic

Hollywood has finally completed the script for the biopic on the historic election of Barack Obama and have signed an actor to play the lead role. The actor, a well respected and Oscar winning contract player for many years with the Disney studios,...

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Funny story: Parky's Sexy Secrets

Parky's Sexy Secrets

Veteran chat show host Michael Parkinson has stunned the world with his sexy revelations in his new autobiography. The Barnsley lothario claims to have bedded over a thousand of his TV show guests during his long career. At a press conference yes...

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Funny story: British Cartoon Cult Star Bagpuss to Play Sarah Palin in Wildly Animated Biography!

British Cartoon Cult Star Bagpuss to Play Sarah Palin in Wildly Animated Biography!

Female cartoon characters lined up outside Disney Studios to screen test for the role of Sarah Palin in the new animated bio of the Alaskan Governor and VP Repub candie. I talked first to Minnie Mouse who shyly expressed her interest in the rol...

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Funny story: A day in the life of Peaches Geldof - from her biography

A day in the life of Peaches Geldof - from her biography

Steddyeddy, who has not approached Peaches Geldof to write her biography, has nevertheless taken time from his slating shedule to bring Spoof Fans an exclusive extract. If you don't want to see the result, turn away NOW! Chapter 5 (as high as the poor girl can count without the aid of a computer). As a 14 year old, when Bob was busy saving the world, Peaches was happy to spend the day with h...

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Funny story: Mark Lowton reveals 'glory hole' past

Mark Lowton reveals 'glory hole' past

Website administrator supreme, Mark Lowton, has revealed his secret illicit past in a new tell-all book. ' My Life in 67,876 words' tells the rise and fall (and rise again) of the anally retentive entrepreneurial lad. "I wanted to write a book...

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Funny story: Dustin Hoffman to star as Michael Jordan in biographical film

Dustin Hoffman to star as Michael Jordan in biographical film

It has been announced that veteran actor Dustin Hoffman, 62, will play Michael Jordan, in the legendary basketball player's biographical film. White Dustin Hoffman, who stands at 5ft 5in, was seen as a ridiculous appointment purely due to his hai...

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Funny story: Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".

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Funny story: Madonna loves herself and no one cares

Madonna loves herself and no one cares

Another idiotic and overpriced celeb memoir is slated to hit the bookstands, a snarky sibling-rivalry-laden opus with the dirt dished up by Madonna's very own brother.

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Funny story: President Bush To Begin Writing Memoirs

President Bush To Begin Writing Memoirs

George W. Bush announced over the weekend that he plans to begin writing his presidential memoirs. In a statement made on Larry King Live, he announced the goal to have these completed by this time next year.

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Funny story: World Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office

World Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office

Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.

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Funny story: Three year old toddler writes memoirs. Jordan asks what have they done?

Three year old toddler writes memoirs. Jordan asks what have they done?

In Manchester, yesterday a new memoir was launched, but this was no ordinary memoir of hard times overcome, or of self pity. This was a memoir, written by an anonymous author, who has recently turned three.

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Funny story: Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.

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Funny story: Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Kylie Minogue reveals why sordid time with Donovan will remain between the sheets.

Jason Donovan, of Kylie and Jason fame, has denied rumours that he is being paid millions to write about his relationship with Kylie Minogue.

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