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Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...

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Funny story: How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there. Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors: -- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert. -- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture. -- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...

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Funny story: Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

After opening remarks offered by ex-NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani at the dedication of the National 9/11 Memorial Museum at Ground Zero in Ney York city today, pointed remarks were yelled from the "leaders section" of the museum's gallery. Seemingly tak...

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Funny story: Mayor De Blasio weighs in over Alec Baldwin 'cycling menace' brouhaha

Mayor De Blasio weighs in over Alec Baldwin 'cycling menace' brouhaha

NYC - "Don't you know who the guy used to be?" was New York Mayor Bill de Blasio' s remark today at news of Alec Baldwin's cuffing on Fifth Avenue for guerrilla cycling stuff like a complete and utter dork. "He almost ran against me for Mayor las...

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Funny story: New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...

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Funny story: Primitive douche bag discovered in New York City Hall

Primitive douche bag discovered in New York City Hall

New York - The New York Toast has reported this evening that an old douche bag was found 'in a pile with broken liquor bottles and food tines after being thrown out after a raucous party in Lower Manhattan' tonight. The broadsheet devoted several...

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Funny story: "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...

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Funny story: New Year's Day New Moon/Pluto Conjunction Bound To Nix Bill De Blasio Swearing-In Ceremony

New Year's Day New Moon/Pluto Conjunction Bound To Nix Bill De Blasio Swearing-In Ceremony

New York - Momentous world events are likely to eclipse NYC mayor-elect Bill De Blasio's crowning moment as the farces of astrology unleash their most potent aspect this New Year's Day with a triple-whammy Sun/Moon/Pluto conjunction in Capricorn.

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