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Funny story: Brandon Lloyd Suffers Side Effects from the After Effect

Brandon Lloyd Suffers Side Effects from the After Effect

GILLETTE STADIUM/ZOMBIELAND- The truth is indeed out there for Patriot fans. Now the real reason that Brandon Lloyd refused to return to the Patriots has been revealed. Yes, rumors are accurate. Brandon Lloyd has gone zombie. Having retired from t...

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Funny story: New England Coach Bill Belichick Wants Wes Welker Back Bad

New England Coach Bill Belichick Wants Wes Welker Back Bad

NEW ENGLAND - The way that Coach Bill Belichick's New England Patriots are losing receivers they may end up having to put in the team punter at the wide end slot. Due to the exodus of receivers Wes Welker, the injury to Rob Gronkowski, the convict...

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Funny story: Belichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots

Belichick Rewarded with New Contract by Patriots

GILLETTE STADIUM- Bill Belichick will not discuss his new contract extension. It could extend to infinity, or until he rebuilds the team to win another Super Bowl. He is probably refusing to talk about his contract in order to spare the feelings...

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Funny story: Belichick: No idea where Hernandez learned criminal disregard of others

Belichick: No idea where Hernandez learned criminal disregard of others

FOXBORO, MA--Speaking publicly for the first time about the murder charges facing former tight end Aaron Hernandez, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick emphasized that pathological wrongdoing and a lack of empathy for others were not the kind of v...

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Funny story: The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company that manufactures the Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Doll has just made an announcement regarding the ex-New England Patriots player. Company spokesperson, Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake, 29, said that they will be rec...

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Funny story: New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison

New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - It appears that New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has just found himself in a great big 44-gallon drum of hot water. Police have issued an arrest warrant for #81 on three different grounds. Hernandez i...

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Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

Kathie Lee Gifford Denies She's Pregnant With Regis Philbin's Twins

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Lee Gifford has admitted that she still has a special place in her heart for her former Live With Regis & Kathie Lee host Regis Philbin. But the 59-year-old wife of ex-New York Giants player and NFL commentator Frank Gif...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats. The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow...

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Funny story: White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

The word out of Foxboro lately is white smoke. Cardinal Bill Belichick is leading the conclave, and he has chosen to elect Tim Tebow to the team. Tebow was never a serious contender for the Patriots' big job, which is tied up for the foreseeable f...

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Funny story: Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Alonzo Dennard, wayward boy of the New England Patriots, has been sentenced to serve thirty days in Nebraska at Boys Town Prison. Since he usually spends his time at Father Bill Belichick's home for wayward youth, this will be a piece of cake.

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Funny story: Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

With the accusation by former Patriot Ted Johnson in regard to the wife of Vince Wilfork, informants now reveal that all Coach Bill Belichick's personnel decisions are based on the players' wives. Ted Johnson, now a Houston Texan analyst and beaut...

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Funny story: Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Now that Wes Welker won't be carrying Tom Brady next season, we may be looking at the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. For six years Tom Brady has been on the downslide. Time after time he could not find any other receivers. He w...

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Funny story: Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Time To Fire Bill Belichick?

Bill Belichick hates Wes Welker. You cannot deny it, Bill. The calculated plot to rid himself of a star who did not meet the cookie cutter mold that Belichick has created for his winning teams. Welker had a public sense of humor. It turns out t...

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Funny story: Long Live King Belichick!

Long Live King Belichick!

Josh McDaniels has been anointed. It is not quite the River Jordan, but the media has dunked Josh into the Charles River to indicate that a greater one will follow Bill Belichick. Yes, the aimless speculation has been spurred by one particularly b...

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Funny story: The Bill Belichick Xmas Special: Available on CD and DVD

The Bill Belichick Xmas Special: Available on CD and DVD

Now available for a limited time, you can hear and see the vivacious New England Patriot coach in all his glory, singing and dancing up a storm. This annual tradition happens about as often as the Patriots going to the post-season. Like the endles...

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Funny story: Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers Pays Homage to His Fellow Legend, Bill Belichick

Doc Rivers, coach of the Boston Celtics and friend of the coach of the New England Patriots, took in the Monday night game against the once-feared Houston Texans. Rivers was given the keys to the Belichick special box and also had an inside view o...

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Funny story: Rex Ryan Versus Bill Belichick: It's Only a Game

Rex Ryan Versus Bill Belichick: It's Only a Game

Rex Ryan did the unthinkable. He defended this week's opposing coach to media criticism. Hearing that Coach Bill Belichick was under withering attack for playing Rob Gronkowski in garbage minutes. When a star player is seriously injured during a g...

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