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Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Funny story: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...

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WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Funny story: WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...

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Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

Funny story: Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

New York, NY - A livid Melania Trump is reacting to recent revelations that her husband Donald J. Trump grabs women by their genitals and kisses them. Sources state that Melania Trump now requires her husband to sleep on the living room couch at...

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Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Funny story: Trump team says time to take the gloves off Debate # 2

Donald Trump will spare no tactic in presidential debate number two, October 9. This means up front and nasty--with Hillary's marriage to Bill. "Last time I was kind to her, very decent," Mr. Trump has said. "But no more. That's the way it is,...

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Bill Banging Bimbos

Funny story: Bill Banging Bimbos

CHAPPAQUA, N.Y - The presidential campaign between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump reached a new low last week, even by Clinton standards, when the Hillary Clinton camp launched its barrage of misogynist, male chauvinist pig attacks at Donald Trump.

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Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Funny story: Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...

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Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Funny story: Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Washington, DC Hillary Clinton explained why she has so many e-mail accounts to the press. "I have one e-mail address I give to close friends, and then one I give to people that I want them to think are friends but aren't. There's another e-mail a...

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Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Funny story: Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...

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Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released

Funny story: Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released

Los Angeles, LA--The Bush family reality TV show has become a smash hit with six more episodes released. With two ex-Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one young Presidential wannabe, and the wives who endure them, Lifetime network now h...

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Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Funny story: Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Dallas, TX--Members of the Bush family have begun filming a reality TV show featuring two Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one President wannabe and the wives who endure them. The first six episodes have already been filmed and will be...

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Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

Funny story: Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton, in his stem winder speech before the Democratic Convention Wednesday evening, spoke of how he first met Hillary as a young girl at Yale Law School. He raved about his future soul mate's virtues: "She wore no make-up,...

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GOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office

Funny story: GOP: We'll Impeach Bill If Hillary Takes Office

Republicans see a bright side if Hillary Clinton becomes President, a second chance to impeach her husband. "Seeing Mr. Clinton face Congressional scrutiny will become the Senate's number one priority if she takes the White House" a spokesperson for...

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Melania Trump Misplaces College Degree

Funny story: Melania Trump Misplaces College Degree

New York, NY: Donald Trump's wife, Melania Trump, has insisted for many years that she has a college degree. After reporters asked for evidence, she stated the degree was lost. "I came to this beautiful America country straight from Slovenia, th...

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Bill and Melania Pay Lip Service to Their Secret Meeting

Funny story: Bill and Melania Pay Lip Service to Their Secret Meeting

Washington, D.C.: Bill Clinton met secretly with Melania Trump at the Watergate Hotel to work on his speech for the Democratic National Convention. While former President Clinton has given many political speeches throughout his storied career, he...

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Hillary and Bill Clinton have a heart-to-heart talk over vino fino and java

Funny story: Hillary and Bill Clinton have a heart-to-heart talk over vino fino and java

"Oh waiter, waiter, get me another glass of wine." Hillary Clinton smiled at the handsome young waiter, who was also the bartender at Taste of France in a suburb of Flint, Mich., and then scowled at her significant other. Bill Clinton was slumped...

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ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

Funny story: ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

BILLINGSGATE POST: Virtually guaranteeing Donald Trump the presidency, Bill Clinton accused his wife of being, "crooked as a dog's hind leg," after she caught him "a hosing and a blowsing as moma come a nosing" with his standby honey, the infamous "...

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Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and I really went on a booze bender for a couple of days!

I was driving down Route 94 through Detroit a couple days ago and something that looked like a witch flew out of the shadows and attached itself to my car. "What in the mudder-fried hell?!!!" screamed and thundered through my head. I was scared s...

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