Intelligence sources have just revealed an upcoming meeting of Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel and President Rouhani of Iran at an undisclosed location somewhere in the deserts of the middle east. This top secret meeting will also be attended b...
Long Island, NY - "Nothing more than a one-man hot air machine spawned in Al Gore's back pocket," was how one Lilypond Lane, East Hampton Big Oil tycoon put it as the President's greenhouse gases speech was broadcast today. "Cutting the crap in at...
New York - US oil tycoons finally have Barack Obama over a barrel of sweet light crude ahead of next week's fiscal cliff fisting contest to frack out lucrative inner core gases and save the President's budgetary ass. "Got him by the short 'n' curl...
New York - "Destruction of Kevin Roche's twin fountains for some tacky, dribbling pools of shallow waters? Hmmm, sounds like the culmination of a 40 year architects' feud," is how one reclusive Fifth Avenue big oil couple put it to reporters today.
New York - The reclusive oil tycoons own land and mining rights to a chunk of California crude that easily dwarfs Saudi Arabia's Ghawar Field, regarded by many as the largest conventional oil field in the entire world. This weekend they're sitting...
Long Island - It's been likened to Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Redemption directive of non-involvement in Klingon High Council secret ops to oust a tricky Romulan impostor. This weekend a cabal of Dem oil and gas tycoons meeting at The Hamptons' ver...
The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown. Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...
Under considerable pressure to do something to lower gasoline prices, President Obama called a surprise news conference today to announce a change of direction in our national energy policy. With Secretary of Energy Dr. Stephen Chu standing at his side, Mr. Obama announced a major new renewable resource energy initiative. Following is a transcript of the conference, Mr Obama: "Good afternoon...
AUSTIN, Tx. - Rick Perry, who has recently released a slew of 30-second spots promoting his stance on several points, continues to anger Democrats, this time by attacking the child-friendly Muppets. Entitled, "Those Rat-Bastard Heathen Communist M...
Washington - Cosmic wizardry is at work for Capitol Hill's very own Salvator Mundi skywatch sources claimed today. Thanksgiving sees a brilliant eclipsed new moon with powerful angles to Great Awakener Uranus, a stationary/retrograde Mercury and a...
Washington - International Space Station monitoring programs have detected pesky Iranian submarines attempting to nuke Chevron's Gorgon and Wheatstone gas fields off the Western Australian coast. Initial reports said the subs 'were camouflaged wit...
London - A stunning Fabergé Imperial Egg bought at auction in New York in 1964 is being hunted down by a London jewellers. The gem-encrusted gold/sapphire/ruby/diamond trinket, which looks like a flower-festooned Easter egg in precious metal baske...
New York - Big Oil's reclusive NY 10028 pair have hit back over the President's televised rant deprecating their refusal to bail out his ass. "I believe that we have to ask the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations to pay their fair share...
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