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Funny story: Edward from Jedward and The Secret Girlfriend

Edward from Jedward and The Secret Girlfriend

Friends of Simon Cowell have tonight revealed that he has issued two newspapers with a super-injunction. The purpose of this super-injunction is very simple. Its to try to stop Edward from Jedward's secret girlfriend revealing all about their secre...

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Funny story: George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap. Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5...

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Funny story: Big Brother will still be a waste of time, says deluded old fool

Big Brother will still be a waste of time, says deluded old fool

TV experts have stated that even though it has changed channels, and has a new presenter, Big Brother will still be a waste of everyone's time. Boris Elton John, a TV expert and Spokesman for 'Why don't switch of your TV and do something less bori...

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Funny story: Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

Insanesburys asked to snoop for Government

London - A major UK supermarket chain is to spy on carers 'that the government may not know about' a red top report says today. Leading supermarket chain Insanesburys' staff will root out these off-the-radar individuals who have evaded Big Brothe...

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Funny story: Big Brother contestant shocks the world

Big Brother contestant shocks the world

R Sole, a contestant from Big Brother, the popular reality television show specifically for the UK's un-dead and brain-dead, has shocked the world of hype, fashion, farming and destruction of the English language by doing something useful as a result...

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Funny story: Imogen Thomas To Meet Barack Obama And Queen Elizabeth II At Buckingham Palace

Imogen Thomas To Meet Barack Obama And Queen Elizabeth II At Buckingham Palace

Former Big Brother star Imogen Thomas is apparently all set to meet President Obama and the Queen at Buckingham Palace this tea time for tea and custard creams on the Palace lawn. Apparently, the President and the Queen were scanning this morning'...

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Funny story: "Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

"Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

The Federal Communications Commissions (FCC) acting in consort with the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have mandated cell phone manufacturers include a special Obama Chip in each new Cell Phone in order for the President to 'stay in touch' in t...

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Funny story: Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man. Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...

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Funny story: High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...

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Funny story: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life. Big Brother is watching All of us. Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...

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Funny story: Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a...

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Funny story: Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

Government to encrypt reflections across transport network

A mirror wielding Al-Qaeda spy cell in operation across the British Transport network has lead the Government to request all reflections from windows are encrypted to prevent sensitive data being intercepted. The cell targets travelling MP's and M...

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Funny story: Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...

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Funny story: Mass Eviction from the Big Brother Mine

Mass Eviction from the Big Brother Mine

Shock today as a mass eviction has effectively ended the Big Brother mine programme once and for all. President Sebastian Pinera joined Divina Macall as all 33 of the Big Brother "miners" basically won after a vote rigging scandal centered on the Cat...

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Funny story: Chilean Miners inspire Celebrity Cave In

Chilean Miners inspire Celebrity Cave In

As the last of the miners emerged blinking into the world above and are propelled into worldwide stardom, bosses at Channel 4, looking for something to replace Big Bother, sat up and took notice of the twenty-four hour coverage of the rescue. Rapi...

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Funny story: Getting to know you. Coalition MPs to star in new BB

Getting to know you. Coalition MPs to star in new BB

Oh yes, it's back for one FINAL FINAL series apparently. After days of heavy campaigning on Twitter, Davina McCall has confirmed there will be one final series. But this one will be a massive change. Both Tory and Lib. Dem Cabinet Ministers are se...

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Funny story: 'Big Brother' state: Citizens urged to grass each other up.

'Big Brother' state: Citizens urged to grass each other up.

In an alarming extension of the 'Big Brother' state, citizens are now being asked to spy on each other and report family, friends, neighbours and members of the general public to the appropriate authorities. What began with motorists being asked t...

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