Geneva: The Big Bang machine stopped working today after it developed the Blue Screen of Death. Said Cerns director Professor Wolfgang "Yes we can confirm the Hadron Collider stopped today due to the blue screen of death, a common fault in windows...
The Hadron Collider has claimed its first life following its dramatic switch on at 8.30am on the 10th September. Despite the EU's attempts to suppress the news, a leaked memo to the Alderley Edge branch of the Co-op Funeral Home has confirmed this...
Switzerland - (Big Ass Mess): "Sure, ya, it makes the earth move!" was the only comment from the top CERN physicist in charge of spoonfeeding luddite press imagination following today's big bang workout in a Swiss underground bunker formerly used by...
On the day when scientists attempted to re-create the aftermath of the Big Bang in the world's most ambitious scientific experiment by crashing two particles into one another at a speed greater than even a Sheffield tram, Professor Stephen Hawking un...
District of Columbia - Based on the testimony of an anonymous prisoner at Guantanamo known only as "Enemy Combatant Number 242", Vice President Cheney has accused Al Qaeda of causing the largest explosive event ever in the universe -- The Big Bang.
The academic world was advanced a thousand years by the publication of a 'long-lost' document by the genius, Einstein, which detailed the ingredients of the 'Big Bang'.
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