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Funny story: Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

A Whitehall mole today revealed that Transport Minister, Norman Baker, is to introduce a controversial new £104 annual road tax for cyclists. Early reports indicate that the new charges will apply from April 1st 2012 and that there will be no exce...

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Funny story: Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

The big oil executives came to Congress this last week and told them to "stick it!" As one executive put it, "Let them eat cake and if they can't afford a few dollars for gas they can ride their bicycles to the welfare office. Most of these people d...

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Funny story: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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Funny story: Burnley MP's pedal power message

Burnley MP's pedal power message

BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...

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Funny story: Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

The modern urban dictionary defines a "pooner" in a number of different ways, but a lexicographer who frequently makes use of the Bodelian Library in Oxford has turned the closeted world of lexicography completely on its head. Clem Baker, of Abing...

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Funny story: Holiday season "disaster" strikes

Holiday season "disaster" strikes

In a story which has been developing since late summer, local bicycle thieves have been on a very successful route around an American city, stealing as many bicycles as they can get away with. Their main targets are bicycles which are secured with...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the crazed wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one w...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one week lat...

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Funny story: Wooden bicycle sets land speed record

Wooden bicycle sets land speed record

Dyna Moe, an inventor from Lincoln set a new land speed record this morning on a completely wooden bicycle. The frame, chain, seat, wheels and pedals were completely constructed from wood. "The initial idea was to set a land speed record for woode...

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Funny story: Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee. "I have be...

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Funny story: Clare Balding sells bike

Clare Balding sells bike

Clare Balding has sold her bicycle after the incessant stories around her being a "Dyke on the bike". "Although I have nothing to be ashamed of about owning a bicycle, I have found the recent stories extremely hurtful to me and my family. Riding...

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Funny story: Scarborough, Whitby and N. Yorkshire Councils, successfully rewarded with 'Jobsworth Achievements Citation'.

Scarborough, Whitby and N. Yorkshire Councils, successfully rewarded with 'Jobsworth Achievements Citation'.

Pannetts Park in Whitby, North Yorkshire: Jobsworth Park Officer approaches an eight month pregnant lady and her 3 year old son, to tell her about a by-law that her young son's bicycle stabilisers were a health and safety hazard. The Jobsworth Pa...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Claims Training Wheels on Bikes are for Sissies

Glenn Beck Claims Training Wheels on Bikes are for Sissies

New York, NY - Glenn Beck devotes entire segments of his show to his favorite subject, kids who get free rides in life and why they shouldn't. For instance, in a past rant, Beck talked about how kids who got medals and trophies for merely showing up...

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Funny story: After Tearing Biker Shorts During Race, Armstrong Told "Put That Thing In Your Pants, Lance"

After Tearing Biker Shorts During Race, Armstrong Told "Put That Thing In Your Pants, Lance"

Lance Armstrong had an accident while racing in the "Tour De Cleveland" bicycle race yesterday, resulting in the tearing of his bicycle shorts. That rip also brought some unwanted public exposure to the many time Tour De France champion. As you...

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Funny story: NY Snowstorm Puts Freeze on Plan to Stage Topless Protest

NY Snowstorm Puts Freeze on Plan to Stage Topless Protest

Brooklyn, New York: Angry that a Brooklyn bike lane had been eliminated, a group of female bicyclists had planned the topless protest. But that was before the arrival of snow, howling winds, slippery streets, and frigid temperatures. Instead of st...

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Funny story: Denton Boy Runs When Texas Girl Shows Him Her Golden Triangle

Denton Boy Runs When Texas Girl Shows Him Her Golden Triangle

Tommy Staffless, a local Denton boy who went missing for two days and caused a statewide Amber alert, said that he ran away due to a little girl. Texas Department of Public Safety officers, Denton city police and county sheriff's departments, and vo...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Bike found at Jacqui Smith's House

David Cameron's Bike found at Jacqui Smith's House

After a tip-off this morning, police arrived at Jacqui Smith's house and took possession of a silver and black Scott mountain bike. It coincides with a police report that David Cameron's bicycle had been stolen from railings near his home. Jacqui...

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