A Whitehall mole today revealed that Transport Minister, Norman Baker, is to introduce a controversial new £104 annual road tax for cyclists. Early reports indicate that the new charges will apply from April 1st 2012 and that there will be no exce...
The big oil executives came to Congress this last week and told them to "stick it!" As one executive put it, "Let them eat cake and if they can't afford a few dollars for gas they can ride their bicycles to the welfare office. Most of these people d...
Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...
BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...
The modern urban dictionary defines a "pooner" in a number of different ways, but a lexicographer who frequently makes use of the Bodelian Library in Oxford has turned the closeted world of lexicography completely on its head. Clem Baker, of Abing...
In a story which has been developing since late summer, local bicycle thieves have been on a very successful route around an American city, stealing as many bicycles as they can get away with. Their main targets are bicycles which are secured with...
Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the crazed wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one w...
Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one week lat...
Dyna Moe, an inventor from Lincoln set a new land speed record this morning on a completely wooden bicycle. The frame, chain, seat, wheels and pedals were completely constructed from wood. "The initial idea was to set a land speed record for woode...
In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee. "I have be...
Clare Balding has sold her bicycle after the incessant stories around her being a "Dyke on the bike". "Although I have nothing to be ashamed of about owning a bicycle, I have found the recent stories extremely hurtful to me and my family. Riding...
Pannetts Park in Whitby, North Yorkshire: Jobsworth Park Officer approaches an eight month pregnant lady and her 3 year old son, to tell her about a by-law that her young son's bicycle stabilisers were a health and safety hazard. The Jobsworth Pa...
New York, NY - Glenn Beck devotes entire segments of his show to his favorite subject, kids who get free rides in life and why they shouldn't. For instance, in a past rant, Beck talked about how kids who got medals and trophies for merely showing up...
Lance Armstrong had an accident while racing in the "Tour De Cleveland" bicycle race yesterday, resulting in the tearing of his bicycle shorts. That rip also brought some unwanted public exposure to the many time Tour De France champion. As you...
Brooklyn, New York: Angry that a Brooklyn bike lane had been eliminated, a group of female bicyclists had planned the topless protest. But that was before the arrival of snow, howling winds, slippery streets, and frigid temperatures. Instead of st...
Tommy Staffless, a local Denton boy who went missing for two days and caused a statewide Amber alert, said that he ran away due to a little girl. Texas Department of Public Safety officers, Denton city police and county sheriff's departments, and vo...
After a tip-off this morning, police arrived at Jacqui Smith's house and took possession of a silver and black Scott mountain bike. It coincides with a police report that David Cameron's bicycle had been stolen from railings near his home. Jacqui...
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