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Funny story: Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Florida Counties to Fight New Bestiality Laws

Cross City, Dixie County - In an amazing development four Florida counties, Lafayette, Gilchrist, Levy and Dixie have issued a legal challenge to Florida's new bestiality laws. Citing an oft overlooked 1839 statute Major Jeremiah Blunkin of Cross...

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Funny story: A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

A Taste of Sweden - Part 1: Our Immigrants & Other Animals

In the first of my articles which will each describe an aspect of everyday Swedish life, we'll get to see what often constitutes a typical immigrant nuclear family, in this nation famous for it's welcoming raconteurs. Sweden: a country where the only definite way of making sure it's farmers don't start poking the livestock is to dupe them into signing television programme contracts that give...

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Funny story: The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The Daily Beastiality Bought by Masturbating Monkey

The newest, latest, and hottest sexy beast of blogs, The Daily Beastiality has been getting hit on more often than a hotpantsed hoe in the 1970's Times Square. Even Johnnie McC, the senile Republicant flop from AZ has a sweet shortie of a daughter sq...

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Funny story: Cow has Human Fetus

Cow has Human Fetus

This ain't no bull - The Iowa woman, who just last month claimed her husband had a cure for world hunger, Francesca Delaney of Madison County, Iowa is in the news again. Francesca Delaney's best milking cow, Brittaney, is pregnant with what appar...

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Funny story: FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

FLDS dog cloner McKinney 'wanted for buggery to fund false leg for horse'

Tennessee - (Fundamentalist Ass Mess): FLDS nutter Joyce McKinney, 69, who entered the record books by having her pet God's Rottweiler pup cloned by madcap Korean scientists, is on Tennessee's Most Wanted List on buggery charges related to funding a...

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Funny story: The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

It has been revealed today that the popular Disney movie The Jungle Book is actually a true story of prostitution and bestiality.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown, former Girl Guide, passed strict rules today in a bid to stop sheep shagging Farmers from defiling innocent Bovines and Ovus and thus end their suffering.

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Funny story: Israeli Man Forced to Marry Leopard

Israeli Man Forced to Marry Leopard

A man was shamed by a tribe elder today into marrying a leopard after he was caught cuddling up to the beast in bed one night ago.

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Funny story: Yuletide birth mysteries: two-wombed triplets' mother keeping mum on how many vaginas

Yuletide birth mysteries: two-wombed triplets' mother keeping mum on how many vaginas

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A local two-wombed Devon woman, a Mrs Kersey, has made hystery by giving birth to triplets in a rare 25 million-to-one gestation that has stunned scientists during this annual miraculous virgin birth season.

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Funny story: Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie The Pooh Busted in 100 Acre Wood Sex Romp

Winnie the Pooh was arrested today on one count of public indecency, one count of fornication in a public location, one count of bestiality, as well as numerous other misdemeanors. Similar charges have been made against Winnie's collaborator, Ee...

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